SobaPunk

So, in my crawling through the tubes of the interwebs, I get little ads that are supposed to appeal to me. Often they do.
I just got this one:
"Buy Punk Japanese Noodles
All Natural Matcha Green Tea Soba Japanese punk clothing & Foods
www.sobapunk.com"

Well I'm fucking interested. Tea? And noodles made of...strips of thinly sliced Ramones records?


"Healthy punk life sobapunk noodles=buckwheat green tea taste noodles!"



"SOBAPUNK want to create you more healthy & punky!!
Go! Punk! Go! Health!"

They also make a punk necktie for those punks( read: Punx) with office jobs(or an Avril Lavigne fetish).
The necktie comes fully outfitted with safety pins, random stitching, not 1 but 2! useless zippers, a patch, and some fishnet fabric strips.
SWEET JESUS, i'll take 7! One for every day of the week.
I'm just not sure I get it. The clothes would certainly fly off the shelves at Hot-topic in Annapolis. The noodles are delicious I'm sure. And healthy too.

But I don't catch the correlation...I read on.
They tell you!

"SOBA makes PUNK more COOL!!!"

Of course! Why didn't I think of that.
shit....if I had me some SOBA back in school, I might not have gotten my ass repeatedly handed to me for hating the ever-loving FUCK out of Metallica.