so i check Google trends, and one of the very top hits of the morning is variations on "vince mcmahon" after a few second i remember who that is. ITS THE FUCKING WRESTLING GUY! NatureBoy. THATS WHAT PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN? why? apparently last night they filmed him,"acting stranger than usual,revealing to his audience of millions that a 'dark cloud' was in his future." he was later filmed getting into his limo, which was then seen exploding into flames....
now, we're talking "Pro-Wrestling" WCW, WWF, ECW, WWE... whatever its called this year, Mcmahon always seems to run the show. ok, this isnt shocking, the entire show is a fake, a fake death is nothing. what got me is people were up all night "usin' them thar' interweb-nets",(i guess they had to drive from Ocala to Altoona to find a Library with them internets.) to find out what happened to their hero, The Chairman.
Quote from concerned fan:
"I witnessed this event live. I am an avid following of Vince McMahon and I hope he survived this attack. Thanks for reporting this sad news. If Mr. McMahon has passed, rest in peace damnit!"-Michael
wouldnt it be amazing if he WAS killed. Probably by the same Communists that killed the one and only Intimidator, my personal hero, Dale Ernhardt Sr.
Looks like a few barns in Southern Maryland are going to have a new mural, and the vinyl truck sticker business will be booming this week.
fucking kill me.
on a side note:
remember when Bret(the Hitman) Hart's brother died coming into the ring? that wasnt faked. hahaha, motherfucker fell hard.
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