i laid down in bed, turned everything off, i was all curled up, and suddenly someone was setting off firecrackers. at like 2 in the morning! it wasn't the next door neighbors and their little shindig, but it was loud enough to be REALLY annoying. because there isn't anyone in my house who hasn't had a long day today.
so i got back up, threw on my clothes, grabbed a handful of bottle rockets and went for a walk.
i found the house with the party and climbed a large sloping pine tree about 70 feet away. from there i could see the terminal whores and shaved head jocks having their drunken annoyance in their back yard.
obviously, i had to hide in the tree and shoot bottle rockets at them. of course the girls screamed, and the dudes came stomping out to see who was committing this attack on their freedom to be assholes. but they couldn't see, cause its fucking dark, and I'm 12 feet up in a fucking tree. to this i responded with more bottle rockets. mother fuckers went back in their house, and there have been no more firecrackers.
never fuck with me when I'm tired.
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