Saturday, December 1, 2007

Inside kids, part deux

This is for all of you who DON'T listen to the Mediocre show. (ya fuckin' savages)
Apparently "Cyber-Bullying" is on the rise. (www.stopcyberbullying.com)
Cyber-Bullying.
This is kids....getting made fun of on the internets...by other kids.
ON THE INTERNETS.
like "gravypipe420 said my avatar is ghay"
FUCK YOU KID!!! Suck it up! its the internet, its not real. you get called a loser on your world of warcraft or message board or what have you, and have to cry about it.
moving on.

Rickets is on the rise.
rickets.
fucking rickets.
WHO GETS RICKETS? you know that sigh i let out when i figure humanity is royally fucked? insert that here.
Apparently a mixture of kids who dont wanna drink their milk, overuse of sunscreen/not going outside, shitty diet, and lack of exercise is actually causing a resurgence of the early-1900's disease. Raise your GODDDAMN kids. ugh. i cant even write about this. heres a copy paste:
"Parents keep their kids out of the sun because of all the fears that that UV rays will cause skin cancer. More and more schools are doing away with recess because of fears over lawsuits or having to deal with behavior that they can't control. Good old fashioned running around and playing is replaced with carefully controlled play dates. Little kids are constantly chugging down fruit juices rather than milk. Half the peak bone mass happens during adolescence, a time when today's teens aren't exercising or drinking milk or going outside, but instead sitting cloistered in front of computers or vegging out listening to iTunes and drinking soda."

play dodgeball.
fuck sunscreen
drink some milk.
climb a tree.
if you break a bone, you better be doing something cool.

goddamn nation of inside kids.