In today's news....OMGROFL

A 14-year-old Boise, Idaho, girl has disappeared and is believed to be in danger after meeting a 27-year-old man on the Internet.

According to police, Saddie developed an online relationship with Morgan Douglas Jones, 27, of Birmingham, Ala., while playing an Internet game. Jones is described as standing 5-feet-9, weighing 160 pounds, with shoulder-length red hair and light skin. He was last seen clean-shaven.

Police believe the man drove to Boise from Alabama and picked up the teen at about 7 a.m. Wednesday. Investigators say it appears they headed west from there, and their last known location was Eastern Washington.

It's believed that the two were traveling in a bright yellow 2008 Chevy Aveo, Alabama license plate OMGROFL.

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Dude probably ditched the Chevy, and hopped in his ROFL-copter.
I wonder if the police checked in the local ROFL-house. Was she wearing her Lollerskates at the time of the kidknapping? The car was seen with a bumper sticker that reads: "My other ride is a lmfao"
When friends and family received the news, they had only this to say, "0mGZZZzZ!!!1! f'real?!" When struck with the reality of the situation, they Srs'D.