I wish all sex ended in high fives and hugs.

NSFW NSFW NSFW

Ice-T vs. Soulja Boy

"Soulja Boy singlehandedly ruined hip-hop."



Soulja Boy Response: "old ass nigga, you born three centuries ago" "how you gonna make a song called fuck the police, and now you playing the police on tv?"
yes...300 years ago, ice-t was born.
and he DID NOT DO Fuck The Police!!!


Ice-T Response: "there will be ramifications. not from me...but there will be ramifications."


If Ice-T told me to stop doing ANYTHING, i'd say yes sir, im sorry.

Soulja Boy should find someone to start his car for him for a while.

NEW CAR!

1992 white Jeep Cherokee Laredo. all lifted up and big tires and gas sucking hotness.

pictures tomorrow.

Script tattoo

I want a tattoo of multiple lines of text, in a typewriter font.
i'm not sure what i want yet
so far ideas include:
Hunter S Thompson's Suicide note:
No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt.
Wesley's Suicide letter, which is actually a bit longer than this:

A Henry Rollins poem :
I'm always right when it comes to me
I used to think people got in my way
Until I realized how little they have to do with what I'm doing
I live in one man's land
meh,
give suggestions in the comments.

Overheard at Work

Politi-Douche 1: Yes, but i think he wore a different sort of pin-stripes.
P-Douches 2-4: Hah-hah Hah-hah, yes....

Maybe I'm just young...but I REALLY don't get it.



Douche with dumb hair to two she-douches: I want to lay a big pipeline.
ME: heh



Asian Man: She has a period. I can smell it from here. mmmmmm.

I remember a soldier standing next to me...

Riding on the Metro, on a Friday night after passing the Gallery PL/Chinatown station smells like Popped Collars, Boners, and Redbull-Vodkas.

I is hate....

The fuck is wrong with metro?

East Falls Church gets be-fucked.
Line between east falls church and ballston gets a "heat kink" which sounds like bullshit.
Train derails between Rosslyn and Courthouse.
Power out at Dupont Circle, Shaw, Farragut North, Farragut West and McPherson Square stations. Pepco is reporting that 12,598 customers are currently without power in the city
Minor fire at metro center.
Dupont Circle Closed
ANOTHER fire at metro center.
The House of Yahweh group from Texas announced that the end of the world was to begin June 12, 2008.

Turns out, it starts with metro....

http://www.scionspeak.com/

Crest Generator is fun. :)

Listen, Watch, Get Some.

POS- Bleedin Hearts Club


Atmosphere- Shoulda Known



Mac Lethal- Pound That Beer

The D.C. Water and Sewer Authority sent around word this morning that too many people, especially in Southeast, have been opening up fire hydrants during the heat wave over the past few days, and water pressure in some areas is now very low as a result. The agency says they'd really, really like it if you would stop opening up those hydrants and playing in the resulting spraying water.

there's a joke in there somewhere...

Calvert County got fucked. in the ass

Jared "30stm" Leto Vs. Jimmy Motherfucking Urine

OK, so.
Little Jimmy spots Leto at a show taking notes.
House of Blues 5-25-2008, Jimmy declares, "Jared Leto...I am going to fucking kill you."

Jared Leto:

Li'l J. Urine:


So, I propose celebrity deathmatch.
except, the audience is the fans. of each band.
in the ring. Both bands alternating playing their songs.
The Winner is the one with fans left.

Obvious winner...
Motherfucking Urine-Nation. no contest.

Team MSI=
(ok, so its Useless and Tom....)

Team 30 Seconds to Mars=