Overheard By Me.....

At McDonalds in Solomons.

Old crazy junky Lady, one step away from crazy homeless person...

Lady: yea, you got 'dem 20 nuggets?
Mcdonalds employee girl: yes. we do.
Lady: Yea, i just wan' 4 of 'em.
Employee: a 4pc. Mcnugget meal m'am?
Lady: No! 4 of dem 20 nuggets!
Employee: you want...80 nuggets m'am?
Lady: No!.....yes!?
Employee: Ok, thats...80 nuggets. Will that be all? (yes) that'll be $21.54(or whatever it was)
Lady:[ Pays in 1's 5's and change. then stands in everyone's way for a minute.]
Lady:(announcing to noone in particular) and I wan' 6!
Another Employee: 6 more nuggets m'am?
Lady: Yes.
employee: ok, that'll be $x.xx
Lady:yea. no i wan' 6 hambugers! I don' wan' no nuggets!
Employee: you DO still want the 80 nuggets we just cooked right?
Lady: YES! I said I wan' 'em! And a Soda!
Employee: And the hamburgers?
Lady: NO!




Today, this lady comes into MY work. And grabs 5 family packs of Boneless Chicken Breasts. (about 25-30 Chicken Breasts)
Then, asks us to cut them up in little pieces, so she can fry them, to make nuggets.

After the cutter does all this, and wraps them all back up and I price them....
She puts all but two packs back on the shelf. and leaves....

we have to throw those away.


I love that crazy woman.