me to new pretty girl at work: so you're new right?
girl: yea, like a month...
me:i also work here!
girl: do ya now?
me:yea, in the meat department.
girl: how's that working out for ya.
me:.......it's...meaty?
girl:....fascinating.
on my second try, in which i walk up to the register with the exact same items an hour later:
girl:....deja vu.
me: I SWEAR IM NOT RETARDED!
me: (pay for things and walk away punching myself in the dick.)
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