Heh, teach you to fail me motherfucker!

So my Asshole Biology Teacher/wrestling coach, Mr. Kistler, from 9th grade came into my work the other day, and ran up and asked, "Hey! Do you know where the Marshmallows are!?"
Me:" ....Nope!"
Mr. Kistler:"oh...ok..."

He hustles by later with a jar of marshmallow fluff, and announces "It's by the peanut butter, thanks anyway!"


So even if I told him where the marshmallows were, he wouldn't have found them, cause he was looking for marshmallow fluff. In some way, this explains why I hate that guy.....

fucker.

Russel Bra- .....Chaplin.

Overheard By Me.....

At McDonalds in Solomons.

Old crazy junky Lady, one step away from crazy homeless person...

Lady: yea, you got 'dem 20 nuggets?
Mcdonalds employee girl: yes. we do.
Lady: Yea, i just wan' 4 of 'em.
Employee: a 4pc. Mcnugget meal m'am?
Lady: No! 4 of dem 20 nuggets!
Employee: you want...80 nuggets m'am?
Lady: No!.....yes!?
Employee: Ok, thats...80 nuggets. Will that be all? (yes) that'll be $21.54(or whatever it was)
Lady:[ Pays in 1's 5's and change. then stands in everyone's way for a minute.]
Lady:(announcing to noone in particular) and I wan' 6!
Another Employee: 6 more nuggets m'am?
Lady: Yes.
employee: ok, that'll be $x.xx
Lady:yea. no i wan' 6 hambugers! I don' wan' no nuggets!
Employee: you DO still want the 80 nuggets we just cooked right?
Lady: YES! I said I wan' 'em! And a Soda!
Employee: And the hamburgers?
Lady: NO!




Today, this lady comes into MY work. And grabs 5 family packs of Boneless Chicken Breasts. (about 25-30 Chicken Breasts)
Then, asks us to cut them up in little pieces, so she can fry them, to make nuggets.

After the cutter does all this, and wraps them all back up and I price them....
She puts all but two packs back on the shelf. and leaves....

we have to throw those away.


I love that crazy woman.

WTF 50 w/ Moony Bradshaw.

New P.O.S Video. Optimist(we are not for them)

OK, Seriously, if you haven't listened to P.O.S yet, take a couple minutes and watch this, and listen. If you dont hate it, listen to some more. Buy some CD's and shirts.



POS' latest video "Optimist" was added to MTV2, MTV Jams & MTVu today! You can check out the video @: mtvu. com/video/?id=&vid=346640 or just check it out below!

Director & Editor: Maria Juranic
Producer: Brady Kiernan
Director of Photography: Bo Hakala
Production Company: Rent the Sky


Doomtree Got whips...heh.
Doomtree Crew is:
Pissed Off Steph (P.O.S., fresh, never settle for less)
Mike Mictlan (ridin' in the lo-lo watchin po-pos takin pictures of tattoos on cholos)
Lazerbeak (a fuckin genius period.)
Sims (white and Angry)
Dessa(beautiful. im not a writer i just drink alot about it)
Paper Tiger
Cecil Otter
Marshal Larada
Turbo Nemesis( soon-to-be-arthritic villan)