the Wreck of Effin Useless

Jujyfruits Party.

2011-09-24T20:40:00.001-05:00

When it rains it pours...

2011-06-24T20:54:00.000-05:00

24JUN11 Nuke Scchool

200th Post!

2011-04-19T00:41:00.002-05:00

The post that hurts the most! Burn!
Gone to Chicago.
C you next Tuesday, readers.

Nedry Panel

2011-01-31T17:30:00.004-05:00

I've made a panel template. Add your own captions and post/share.

such as:

"of course it's gonna be dangerous, it's a matter of fucking honor"

2011-01-18T20:19:00.000-05:00

2010-11-24T08:51:00.000-05:00

Katy Perry is "Jackie Q"

2010-09-28T15:29:00.002-05:00

"Jackie Q- Ring Round" from Get Him to the Greek

Katy Perry- Milk Milk Lemonade, and actual song, by actually katy perry. ridic.

I dont know how I ignored Brother Ali for so long....

2010-08-01T16:50:00.002-05:00

Really, a truly great man. Caucasian, Albino. 5% Nation or N.o.I. (not sure which) because he was judged by the (lack of) color of his skin. Faheem Ali is a lucky little boy, I wish he was my dad...
I ignored Brother Ali for a long time. I guess I had to like something different than Stephi for awhile.

Enjoy:
Brother Ali---Tightrope

"More x's than the honorable Elijah Muhhamed"- Brother Ali

2010-08-01T16:36:00.003-05:00

"In prison, they almost starve my followers trying to force them to eat the filthy, poisonous swine flesh. This I know, because when I was in prison they did the same to me.--- "How To Eat To Live, Elijah Muhhamed

chatroulette

2010-07-20T23:11:00.000-05:00

does anyone read this?

2010-07-20T16:20:00.002-05:00

I just realized , it's possible I'm the only one that looks at my blog. Comment if you read it. Feel free to tell me what you want me to blog about. I want this to be a thing people look for every week-at least.
I can write more about:
Kevin Smith and Walt Flanagan
Comedians
Me
Funny stuff
Artsy Stuff(aka NSFW)
french movies
Tarkovsky movies.
Podcasts
Henry Rollins
Midwest indie Hip-hop

Just tell me! What the fuck do you want to see on your RSS reader?! (as if anyone is using anything but google reader)
comment
email
or tweet

Walt Flangan, responsible for it all....

2010-07-20T15:16:00.002-05:00

"All of my success is predicated on you[Walt Flanagan], because since we met and started hanging out, I was always like, I...I gotta impress this guy" -Kevin Smith

"He[Smith] wanted to be Chachi to your Fonzi" -Brian Johnson

Obssesed?

2010-07-20T15:08:00.002-05:00

"You ought to be peeled, salted, driven through the streets by mental patients with spiked planks, and then used as a toilet and jizz-catcher by babooons in heat. - at best."

Quiet Rage

2010-07-20T14:24:00.000-05:00

It's been a gnarly day

2010-07-14T07:18:00.001-05:00

You mean more to me than any scientific truth.

2010-07-14T07:11:00.002-05:00

The Zone wants to be respected, Otherwise it will punish.

2010-07-14T07:06:00.001-05:00

Deep Creek

2010-07-06T11:09:00.001-05:00

some outdoorsy douche....

2010-06-29T22:02:00.000-05:00

awww...

2010-06-29T22:01:00.002-05:00

Frequent Flyer

2010-06-16T09:48:00.002-05:00

Have You Seen This Man?

2010-06-16T09:47:00.000-05:00

This is a cupcake.

2010-06-12T06:36:00.002-05:00

Monster Rain

2010-06-11T20:18:00.001-05:00

That is INSIDE!

2010-06-11T20:13:00.002-05:00

2010-06-11T20:04:00.000-05:00

BRETT Ehrlich for Gov.

2010-06-11T20:02:00.001-05:00

Marc Macaroni

2010-06-11T20:01:00.002-05:00

Hungry for grease-pillow.

2010-06-11T19:58:00.001-05:00

i may be retarded.

2010-06-11T19:57:00.001-05:00

i follow plenty of blogs that are just pictures.
i like them, and i often save pictures i like.

i could do that.
and now, i will.

Pump it.

2010-04-30T08:29:00.003-05:00

The Past few weeks of internet have lead me to this ridiculous trend of music videos made by bored soldiers and sailors. They are my new favorite thing. Enjoy.

And due to AWESOME content restrictions. you have to watch these on youtube....

USS Abraham Lincoln "Pump It"

Al Dafra Air Force Base "this is why I'm hot"

Navy "I'm On A Boat"

"Telephone"

Mark's Lament

2010-03-26T10:12:00.001-05:00

Yup. Yup. Do it up.

2010-02-22T11:47:00.000-05:00

Just Saw a Preview

2009-12-23T10:08:00.004-05:00

for "How To Be". the movie that Robert Pattinson was in before Twilight.

wish i could get paid fucking millions to look constantly nauseated.

i love her crazy ass.

2009-11-14T23:41:00.000-05:00

watch it!

OMFG gifs....and best video ever.

2009-11-05T20:49:00.006-05:00

Gifs may not work, just imagine what they do....

The more times you watch the Twilight Rifftrax video, the harder you laugh, until you find yourself crying uncontrollably from awesome.

.....like Pete Rose.

2009-10-12T13:01:00.000-05:00

now for something completely different....

2009-09-27T20:02:00.001-05:00

Ever seen a muslim albino rapping at the state fair?
enjoy
Brother Ali- "Tight Rope"

Best Kanye Response yet.

2009-09-18T18:03:00.003-05:00

I've watched this about 10 times now and it still makes me laugh.

n

Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz

2009-08-24T06:25:00.002-05:00

He faked his death in France, and moved to Salt Lake City, UT in the 80's.

Why Inglorious Basterds is perfect.

2009-08-24T06:07:00.001-05:00

....cause it makes them angry...

9 - Timur Bekmambetov, Tim Burton

2009-08-20T03:37:00.001-05:00

This is gonna be awesome. Better than Nightmare Before Christmas awesome.

Ballad of G.I. Joe

2009-08-20T03:34:00.003-05:00

this may be old news, but fuck you, it's rad. Henry Rollins, Zack Galifinakais, Olivia Wilde. too awesome

The Ballad of G.I. Joe from Olivia Wilde

Dogfish Head- Red & White

2009-08-06T22:07:00.002-05:00

I expected a gross frambiose Lambic.What I got was a distinct creamy Belgian yeast flavor, balanced with a mild hops and yes, some fruit: flavors of apple and orange.

actually what i got wasdrunk. thank god for this huge bottle of amazing. this beerage is best enjoyed on the Outside Couch, with Mr. Marlin .22 cal. and an opossum with too much confidence. He Got his gross dry tail pulled on.

BAHAHAHA

also,

I'd hit it.... a million times.

i want a girl that can kick my asss......

why go home? MPLS P.O.S

2009-08-03T18:27:00.003-05:00

ever seen a rapper from minneapolis cover Pearl Jam?
here ya go. P.O.S.- Why Go? (live)

P.O.S. - New Music - More Music Videos

the jokes(and conspiracies) just sorta make themselves...

2009-07-23T21:24:00.001-05:00

NEWARK (Reuters) - Dozens of New Jersey politicians, officials and prominent rabbis were arrested on Thursday in a sweeping federal probe that uncovered political corruption, human organ sales and money laundering from New York to Israel, officials said.

you ever notice

2009-07-23T21:15:00.002-05:00

sometimes an episode of "King of the Hill" seems to have been made by substitute cartoon people?
the voices are all wrong. the drawing is bad. the jokes are lame.

it all comes off like a weird pakistani remake of King Of the Hill.

....why is this happening?

oh, apparently this is the pilot.....

so...who saw this fucking awfulness and thought, "Yup! comedy gold!"
someone involved with bevis and butthead no-doubt.

Purexed

2009-07-19T22:55:00.000-05:00

one of my favorite songs of '09 now has a video:
P.o.s- Purexed

big bird

2009-07-19T05:48:00.002-05:00

Every time I see a Pileated Woodpecker, my first thought is, "I live too damn close to a nuclear power plant."

Naboo the Enigma:

2009-06-20T22:54:00.000-05:00

Mystic of Croydon

WWMJD?

2009-06-04T11:38:00.001-05:00

what are the chances?

2009-06-04T11:31:00.000-05:00

that two co-workers die in one day?

damn that's eerie.

does anyone in this family know what a chicken sounds like?

2009-06-03T20:24:00.001-05:00

i hate shia lebouf

2009-05-26T15:27:00.003-05:00

My pants.
My knife.
My random black hat.
My baggy shirt.
My face.

fuck Shia. he's a me thief.

when i grow up...

2009-05-18T10:20:00.002-05:00

if i had the patience to grow hair, and money, and fashion....
i think i'd want to be Noel Fielding when i grow up...

i am just a string of embarassments.....

2009-05-07T11:38:00.002-05:00

me to new pretty girl at work: so you're new right?
girl: yea, like a month...
me:i also work here!
girl: do ya now?
me:yea, in the meat department.
girl: how's that working out for ya.
me:.......it's...meaty?
girl:....fascinating.

on my second try, in which i walk up to the register with the exact same items an hour later:
girl:....deja vu.
me: I SWEAR IM NOT RETARDED!
me: (pay for things and walk away punching myself in the dick.)

my goal in life

2009-04-30T09:07:00.002-05:00

is to kill josh peck. so that i can become him....
killing/possesing Josh Peck would allow me to sully both Hillary Duff and Olivia Thirlby with one single glorious ribbon of homemade jolly-jam.
Let me explain how with this handy illustration:

There is an upside to this pig plague pandemic....[NSFW]

2009-04-30T08:44:00.003-05:00

Girls wearing gasmasks!

I Still Love Lil Wayne....

2009-04-07T15:38:00.002-05:00

New fun:
"Prom Queen"- Lil Wayne Feat. Korn

New Tattoo Maybe?

2009-04-07T14:57:00.001-05:00

Certainly Awesome.

possibly horrible.

HAHAHHAHA

2009-04-06T13:44:00.002-05:00

McPoyle brother plays a kid-touching priest who doesn't believe in god on House.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/59164/house-unfaithful#s-p1-so-i0

Season 5 Ep 15.

Heh, teach you to fail me motherfucker!

2009-03-22T02:21:00.003-05:00

So my Asshole Biology Teacher/wrestling coach, Mr. Kistler, from 9th grade came into my work the other day, and ran up and asked, "Hey! Do you know where the Marshmallows are!?"
Me:" ....Nope!"
Mr. Kistler:"oh...ok..."

He hustles by later with a jar of marshmallow fluff, and announces "It's by the peanut butter, thanks anyway!"

So even if I told him where the marshmallows were, he wouldn't have found them, cause he was looking for marshmallow fluff. In some way, this explains why I hate that guy.....

fucker.

Russel Bra- .....Chaplin.

2009-03-19T12:54:00.002-05:00

Overheard By Me.....

2009-03-15T01:17:00.004-05:00

At McDonalds in Solomons.

Old crazy junky Lady, one step away from crazy homeless person...

Lady: yea, you got 'dem 20 nuggets?
Mcdonalds employee girl: yes. we do.
Lady: Yea, i just wan' 4 of 'em.
Employee: a 4pc. Mcnugget meal m'am?
Lady: No! 4 of dem 20 nuggets!
Employee: you want...80 nuggets m'am?
Lady: No!.....yes!?
Employee: Ok, thats...80 nuggets. Will that be all? (yes) that'll be $21.54(or whatever it was)
Lady:[ Pays in 1's 5's and change. then stands in everyone's way for a minute.]
Lady:(announcing to noone in particular) and I wan' 6!
Another Employee: 6 more nuggets m'am?
Lady: Yes.
employee: ok, that'll be $x.xx
Lady:yea. no i wan' 6 hambugers! I don' wan' no nuggets!
Employee: you DO still want the 80 nuggets we just cooked right?
Lady: YES! I said I wan' 'em! And a Soda!
Employee: And the hamburgers?
Lady: NO!

Today, this lady comes into MY work. And grabs 5 family packs of Boneless Chicken Breasts. (about 25-30 Chicken Breasts)
Then, asks us to cut them up in little pieces, so she can fry them, to make nuggets.

After the cutter does all this, and wraps them all back up and I price them....
She puts all but two packs back on the shelf. and leaves....

we have to throw those away.

I love that crazy woman.

WTF 50 w/ Moony Bradshaw.

2009-03-11T15:29:00.001-05:00

New P.O.S Video. Optimist(we are not for them)

2009-03-04T00:18:00.004-05:00

OK, Seriously, if you haven't listened to P.O.S yet, take a couple minutes and watch this, and listen. If you dont hate it, listen to some more. Buy some CD's and shirts.

POS' latest video "Optimist" was added to MTV2, MTV Jams & MTVu today! You can check out the video @: mtvu. com/video/?id=&vid=346640 or just check it out below!

Director & Editor: Maria Juranic
Producer: Brady Kiernan
Director of Photography: Bo Hakala
Production Company: Rent the Sky

Doomtree Got whips...heh.
Doomtree Crew is:
Pissed Off Steph (P.O.S., fresh, never settle for less)
Mike Mictlan (ridin' in the lo-lo watchin po-pos takin pictures of tattoos on cholos)
Lazerbeak (a fuckin genius period.)
Sims (white and Angry)
Dessa(beautiful. im not a writer i just drink alot about it)
Paper Tiger
Cecil Otter
Marshal Larada
Turbo Nemesis( soon-to-be-arthritic villan)

what do you do? exactly.

2009-02-23T23:25:00.004-05:00

My day to day:

I wake up, usually around 5am unless I'm off that day.

Make coffee or tea or hot chocolate. More tea lately, because I only have an espresso machine, and cant afford espresso beans. And it's kinda gross.

Walk up the driveway and get the paper.

Skim over the news, check the weather forecast, comics, and hockey or soccer.

On Mondays I do the Sudoku because it's easy. I usually make a half-assed attempt at the Crossword.

I go to work either 6-2ish or 2ish-8.
Usually stop by Dunkin Donuts or Fastop and get a coffee and gas.
I work in the Meat Department at Giant. Im a "Meat Wrapper" which means I do everything but actually Cut meat.
so:

Make coffee for everyone

Weigh, wrap, price, and stock meat.

Break down pallets

stock processed meats

Clean the cases

Clean the cutting tables, floor, and bandsaw

Assorted other junk.

I get home and wake Stephi up.
Watch Tv, a Movie or play Xbox
Make and eat dinner. Usually something ground beef based.
read a book or watch movies.
do dishes.
Stephi goes to work.
Check my email, watch movies or play Fallout 3.
Watch something non-thinking on TV. usually Hockey, Poker, Soccer, or Adult swim
Fiddle with the internet.
Set the next morning's alarms, turn everything off except some music, and go to bed.

New Stuff:
Samsung Alias phone w/ VZ Navigator
Comcast Highspeed internet
A refrigerator that says, "Thug means never having to say you're sorry"
Stephi got a new huge cage for the two rats, Weetzie Rat and Echo

Tada!
a much better response to "what've you been doing lately?" than "eh..nothing really"

Edit:
"Stephi Garner: lol he makes it sound like I don't ever do anything...geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. :P"

Stephi does stuff. Mostly the same stuff i do.

So what're you doing lately?

2009-02-18T14:44:00.005-05:00

I moved to Saint Leonard, MD.
I work in the meat department at Giant.
I'm happy.
So, to anyone I left out of the loop, sorry, nothing personal. Blogging is easier than attempting to explain myself.
and now...
Pictures!!!

OPTIMIST (we are not for them)

2009-02-10T12:00:00.002-05:00

New P.O.S album, Never Better, is out.
Go get it.
Now.
Then get tickets to see him at the Rock N Roll Hotel.

Then do that.

www.myspace.com/pos
Doomtree.net
Fifthelementonline.com
Go.

Home

2009-01-20T14:55:00.001-05:00

I Haz one.

Christmas Playlist

2008-12-21T20:07:00.000-05:00

New P.O.S. song released.

2008-12-12T21:16:00.003-05:00

"Goodbye" by P.O.S.
If you like this, come see P.O.S. at the Rock N' Roll Hotel.

P. O. S will be dropping his new record "Never Better" Feb 3, 2009 on Rhymesayers Entertainment that might be a little long for you to wait so to hold you over download "Goodbye" (right click to download...) off of the new record!

P. O. S will also be kicking off a national tour two days after "Never Better" drops so check out the full list of tour dates below!

NEVER BETTER TOUR
P.O.
S
with special Doomtree guests
SIMS
MICTLAN + LAZERBEAK - HAND OVER FIST

Feb 05 - Missoula, MT @ The Badlander
Feb 06 - Seattle, WA @ Nectar
Feb 07 - Portland, OR Satyricon
Feb 09 - San Francisco, CA @ Bottom of the Hill
Feb 10 - Los Angeles, CA @ Knitting Factory
Feb 11 - Phoenix, AZ @ Clubhouse
Feb 13 - Salt Lake City, UT @ Kilby Court
Feb 14 - Denver, CO @ Marquis
Feb 15 - Omaha, NE @ Slowdown Jr.
Feb 16 - Madison, WI @ High Noon
Feb 17 - Chicago, IL @ Reggie's
Feb 18 - Columbus, OH @ Skully's Music Diner
Feb 20 - Washington, DC @ Rock and Roll Hotel
Feb 21 - New York, NY @ Mercury Lounge
Feb 22 - Boston, MA @ Harper's Ferry
Feb 23 - Burlington, VT @ Higher Ground
Feb 25 - Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop
Feb 26 - Champaign, IL @ Canopy
Feb 27 - Eau Claire, WI @ Stones Throw
Feb 28 - Minneapolis, MN @ First Ave.

P.O.S new album, "Never Better" on Rhymesayers drops Feb 3, 2009!

Myspace | Facebook

Never Better, Thick skin, Thin sweater!!!!!!!

2008-11-21T23:24:00.003-05:00

No, seriously....
It's gonna be awesome.

P.O.S. returns with Never Better, February 3rd on Rhymesayers. It's the follow-up to 2006's critically acclaimed Audition. Most of P.O.S.' new album was written in a moving car. On it, he raps at full-clip to ride rolling drums and revving distortion. There's an urgency that he keeps in careful check, and then unleashes for spring-loaded verses that represent his best work. P.O.S built his reputation as an innovator, with an unlikely punk rock past and expressive, honest content. He re-earns the accolades with every release. His records capture his charisma, they're driving and sincere, the dark moments counterbalanced by some giggling banter with the engineer. On Never Better, the new disc, he conjures get-away cars, racing chariots, the pursuit of sirens, and the occasional rueful nighttime drive.

P.O.S. himself made more than half of the beats on Never Better, and the production bears his unmistakable signature. The album enters a room like bombshell with a black eye, badass, noisy, impossible to ignore. Feedback and relentless drum rolls are only occasionally tempered by sung choruses and clean, chiming guitar lines. Some critics will be eager to categorize the album as a hybrid, some kind of crossover project. But it's probably not. P.O.S is a rapper with range, he's a real musician and an unstoppable performer. For him, genres are as they ever were: permeable.

The packaging for P.O.S's new album Never Better is a one of a kind four panel transparent plastic Digipak that holds 16 solid and 6 Transparent inserts. The solid inserts have artwork on the front and lyrics/credits on the back. The Transparent inserts have artwork that when placed over the various solid cards, enhance and change the look of the art underneath, hundreds of combinations are possible. Look for P.O.S. to embark on a headlining tour for the month of February and he will stay on the road through the summer, where he's confirmed for the entire Vans Warped Tour.

P.O.S.'s two plus years on the road in support of Audition proved that no genre can contain him. He's just as comfortable performing in front of punk and rock crowds as he is with his ever growing loyal hip hop fan base. On different tours, he went out with Atmosphere, Minus the Bear, Gym Class Heroes and Underoath plus did 50+ dates on the Vans Warped Tour. Audition made it up to #13 on the CMJ Radio Top 200 and was #1 on the Hip Hop chart for three weeks. The video for his single "Bleeding Hearts Club (MPLS Chapter)" received heavy rotation on MTVu and also on MTV2's Subterranean.

Never Better Tracklisting
1.Let It Rattle
2.Drumroll (We're All Thirsty)
3.Savion Glover
4.Purexed
5.Graves (We Wrote the Book)
6.Goodbye
7.Get Smokes
8.Been Afraid
9.Low Light Low Life
10.The Basics (Alright)
11.Out of Category
12.Optimist (We Are Not For Them)
13.Terrorish
14.Never Better
15.The Brave and the Snake

More on P.O.S. @:
Facebook | Myspace

well, i can die happy.

2008-11-21T01:09:00.000-05:00

NSFW or School or humans.

2008-11-08T00:54:00.002-05:00

http://media.tumblr.com/Z6OcuYW4bfjmjw9bh0EFXOFyo1_500.jpg

1 little, 2 little, 3 little Indie Rap, headphones, backpack...watch'em all fall down.

2008-11-07T13:35:00.002-05:00

I have found the best collection of rare and indie rap for download on the interwebs.

dieshadowmandie.blogspot.com

He post's 100's of awesome albums at a time.
It takes a bit a scrolling to find what you're into. But luckily he puts a short description with every album.

Examples of awesome:
P.O.S.- Meat Tape
P.O.S.- Ipecac Neat
Gray Skull- Creature
Mr. Dibbs- Eat Meat
Murs- Murs 3:16 the 9th edition.
Eyedea & Abilities- E&A
Doomtree- False Hopes
Dead Prez- Revolutionary But Gangsta
Brother Ali- Shadows on the Sun
Mel Gibson & The Pants - A Mannequin American
Sage Francis- Human the Death Dance
Paper Tiger- False Hopes
Brother Ali- Undisputed Truth
Boom Bap Project- The Shakedown
Busdriver- RoadkillOvercoat
Atmosphere- Sad Clown Bad winter 11
Mac Lethal- 11:11

Usually I condone stealing music but, in this case if you do steal, go see them live or buy a shirt or something.
do that here:
Doomtree.net
Fifthelementonline.com
Rhymesayers.com

yup, god bless white america....fuck....

2008-11-06T13:50:00.002-05:00

"I would have preferred the first spear-chucker-in-chief were conservative, but most blacks are not smart enough to be conservative.
The present porch-monkey is lucky to have a mother who was breeding down.
She probably stared out as a rape victim in a dope house, and was then taken by bestiality and sexual Stockholm Syndrome.

It is true that the average IQ of blacks is 15 points (one standard deviation) below the average white."

I'd love to think these people have to effect and noone really listens to them.

But, then I remember David Duke's "14 words" posted all over school....
And the "White Power Nation" bumper stickers.

Smash Records has a 15% off sale, every first Tuesday of the month. Go pick up a strong pair of boots.

Prepare to be dissapointed. no matter what.

2008-11-04T19:58:00.002-05:00

so

2008-11-02T00:34:00.002-05:00

when grown-ups make kids sad, it's infuriating.
here's my neighborhood:
one old man has told the kids they're not allowed to play in the common area in the center of the neighborhood, they are scared of him.
he also put a sign on his door the other night that said "no trick-or-treaters"

next door to me is a fucka old bitch who is trying to get the homeowners association to pass a rule stating that the children arent allowed to climb the trees.
(even though i remember when her grandson and i climbed those trees)
She also yelled at a 9 yr old girl and threatened to have her arrested because she assumed the girl had tampered with her halloween decorations.

My kid-sources tell me she had nothing to do with the old bitch's pumpkin and it was the bad kid across the street.

old people are making kids cry.

Comment with suggestions on how to make old people cry.

all your question answered by ME!

2008-11-02T00:23:00.003-05:00

"Do sharks have eyelids?"- no, STFU.

"What's my carbon footprint"- insignificant.....STFU

"Which way to the convention?"- upupdowndownleftrightleftrightbastart. suck a LARPer dick

"do we have the same fingerprints?"- no. you should try porn. i'll make you famous.

"can we get this cheaper somewhere else?" -who cares. those Cub Cadets are fucka heavy, and you're not fooling anyone into thinking you have a lawn.

"Do monkeys make good pets?"- probably until they grow up and rape your daughter. honestly it could be worse.

"What's really in a hot dog?"- Lips and Assholes. and soy.

curiosity is everywhere.
and people are fucking stupid.

Halloween

2008-11-01T23:56:00.002-05:00

I was the Сталкер.

no one got it.

i also did not go outside....

Rizzo's Tees

2008-11-01T14:56:00.003-05:00

Rizzo, of Rizzotees.com, sent me an email telling me to check out his new shirt site.

they are indeed awesome.

Busted Tees

2008-10-31T14:02:00.003-05:00

has the best shirts ever.

the best of them all:

Stand up (let's get murdered)

2008-10-21T23:20:00.003-05:00

How is P.O.S. NOT incredibly popular.
How can you see him on stage and have the fucking nerve to yell for "Underoath" to come out.
goddamn i hate emo kids.
also, he's a better thumb wrestler than me.

P.O.S. YEAH RIGHT (SCIENCE, SCIENCE) from Aaron Anderson on Vimeo.

STALKER

2008-10-03T11:46:00.002-05:00

made with Wordle

Young J.D. on them hoes, AkA Mr. Make It Rain On Them Hoes

2008-09-21T00:07:00.002-05:00

Jonathan Davis of Korn covering "Got Money"

Original by Lil Wayne (young weezy) ft. T-Pain

Thanks to Tom, for telling me this existed.

:)

DEAL WITH IT!

2008-09-20T23:38:00.002-05:00

some of my favorite/most horrifying recent Porn Clip Titles

Creative girl gets horny from work
Farmer girl has to deal with it
Zenia makes hot strip
This is what cute girls do
Girls raped by monster
Red dildo coming from behind
Fisting and squirting mayham
Russian teen loses virginity the American way
A dick in her mouth and a dick in her cunt make her stuffed like a turkey
Naked chick used for paintball practice
Titty Kicking Fetish
Punk Midget Fucks Goth Chick
Wonderwoman gives Spiderman a blowjob
The party clown fucked me.
when robot dildos attack
pussy hair on fire
mentally handicapped slut Charlie gives blowjob
Black balls in her asshole (aka, slipping the dog in the bathtub)

2008-09-17T07:28:00.000-05:00

Goth-industrial Cyber- Punk Rock Opera

2008-08-31T11:55:00.004-05:00

My god this is going to be even better than the Buffy musical episode....

Repo! The Genetic Opera:

AND IT HAS GILES!!!!

Edit:
No really, it's like Tim Burton, Joss Whedon and Marylin Manson fucked. And then someone videotaped the inside of their child's head.

Billy Fuckin' Idol

2008-08-29T10:42:00.002-05:00

Forgot to mention we(stephi and I) saw him the other day.

And It was Awesome. and i want to be him when i grow up.
The only song i wish he had done...

Thanks James

2008-08-28T17:14:00.002-05:00

now im gonna have Abe Vigodas Dead stuck in my head all night...

so, a series of new popular songs to get that filth out....

Katy Perry- Ur So Gay (and you don't even like boys)

SlipKnot- Psychosocial
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Lilly Allen- LDN
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Niña Bruja & Cherokee

2008-08-24T15:33:00.002-05:00

Another New Leaf....

2008-08-18T22:02:00.002-05:00

...I think....

"I have heard the stories you tell. You are the one who transforms, who creates. You can go out into the world and show others. They will feel less alone because of you, they will feel understood, unburdened by you, awakened by you, freed of guilt and shame and sorrow."-FLB

on an old me kick for building a better me.

also....

"Idle hands spend time at the genitals..."- ATHF

yum

2008-08-18T21:41:00.003-05:00

The Manti-Christ asked that i continue to post these...

"Purity" Ball. "fathers" and their daughters.

2008-07-26T21:21:00.007-05:00

This Purity Ball thing is STILL bothering me.

A Purity Ball is a big father & daughter dance that signifies the child promising not to have sex until after marriage. That in itself is...ignorant. but not unacceptable.

But it seems to me, that these are large gatherings of human males who "love" their spawn in a sense other than "family"

As one proud daddy put it:

“How can you measure the value of your eleven year old looking up into your eyes with innocent, uncontainable joy, saying, ‘Daddy, I’m so excited!’”

I wonder how many times the phrase, "Promise me you'll never grow up" or, "Promise you'll never out grow your daddy", is tossed around one of the kid-fuck shindigs?

on multitasking

2008-07-25T11:31:00.001-05:00

apparently if i try to do more than one thing at once.
such as, download a song, listen to a podcast, and play Call Of Duty 4...

i'll end up having lit multiple cigarettes. and have them in both hands.....

how does that happen?

i went out with a girl

2008-07-21T03:17:00.002-05:00

a bit late, she had SO many friends!
I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick,
she had SO many friends!
Jump! POGO! POGO! POGO! POGO! POGO! POGO! POGO!
Bounce! POGO! POGO! POGO! POGO! POGO! POGO!
Down! POGO! POGO! POGO!
Up! POGO! POGO! POGO!

Jump! POGO! POGO! POGO!
Bounce! POGO! POGO! POGO!
Up! POGO!
Down! POGO!

!!!!!

Beat COD4

2008-07-20T23:15:00.002-05:00

and then...

Sgt. Griggs laid down the dope rhymes...

"The weak man may be careful not to soil himself when he plays this game
Enter the mind in time you'll find my lines
Combine intertwine underlined rhyme divine
No Hind can go against me 249 lift you swiftly
Frontline's in here with me
Think I'm lying? come and get me
Sgt. Griggs reporting for duty
Some say this belong in a movie
But this the 3rd installment
Infinityward shit
Don't soil your drawers
Cause it's deep and it's hard bitch
Ready for action 50 cals start to clapping"

Final Scene:
*spoiler?*

pale chicks in gas masks = awesome.

2008-07-16T11:38:00.001-05:00

This Is England Calvert

2008-07-08T22:38:00.008-05:00

So, on our travels, Exploring unseen parts of calvert county I had Stephi take pictures that summarize the county. (in at least one way, it doesn't go into the Ridiculous Fucking Youth.)

We first drove on any dirt or rocky or muddy road.
This was awesome and fun.

Until we found many strange wild cat farms.

I have no clue what their purpose is, but they were a few miles back in the woods, off a road a few miles off any main road. someone apparently comes around fairly often to feed them all.
After that, we drove around the County Investigating every road we never knew existed. And lamas.

Calvert consists of water and power plants.

Shitty Farms and Dead Barns.

And Rednecks who have WAAAY too much money, and don't like it when you find out where they live.

For all it's Fairy-tale like prettiness. ~~Bruges~~ Calvert IS A Shithole

P.S. my new car is named, "Walt Flanagan's Dog"