the suffering

an awesome game.
i beat it in one sitting.
and now...i go pass out.

John Stabb is like an old person. but angrier.

thats Government Issue 20 years ago. tonight(John Stabb Benefit) was like that, but faster, and better.
top 3 best shows i've seen.
i dunno. it was important to me. I found Government Issue, Minor Threat, and the Teen Idles at a time when thats exactly what i needed. so..yea, it was important.

Dear Fox-That- Lives-Behind-My-House,

Thank you for all the awful dreams I had because you made that fucked up noise while I slept.
I went to sleep watching "American Pimp", and had peaceful dreams of wearing big hats, driving Cadillacs, and occasionally having to bring my righteous hand upside the head of one of my many hoes.
That was all perfect until you started in with that FUCK-AWFUL noise. My dreams very quickly shifted to a world where everyones brakes squealed. All my friends cried for reasons unknown to anyone. Which caused all the kids to cry. Fox-in-the-woods...you made kids cry.
But that wasn't enough, nope you had to be louder. You had to warp my dreams to some evil battle between me and a crazy old lady who was bent on killing everyone. She would make a noise like a fox right before she stabbed them. I killed her finally. But even that caused her to make an unpleasant noise. And it caused me to wake up sweaty and shaky and hating you.
Fucking with people's dreams is a bitch move Mr. Fox. And you gon' pay what you owe. If you do this again, I WON'T hesitate to fuck you up.

Sincerely,
Bry "Fox-Choker" Useless




^ that is the sound a fox makes. it is unpleasant, unnerving, and mostly..it is fucking unnecessary.


^ that is a sound he did not make tonight, but has made before, and I hold that against him too.

And now that I've been playing all these sound files to find the one I want, he has come even closer to the back of my house. A Bitch Move.

Mother Knows Best

Defendant Name: MEADOWS, HOLLY JEANNINE
Description:THEFT:$300 PLUS VALUE
Plea: GUILTY


Defendant Name: MEADOWS, HOLLY
Address: NO FIXED ADDRESS
Description:FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE -- VA

Sneaky Fucking Mr. Mcdonald

The Prince Frederick Mcdonalds is a shithole. Everyone in Calvert County knows this, and anyone abroad would do best to assume it. It is normally run by a crew made up of young whiny blacks, and social retards. Suddenly this summer there was a massive change, pointed out to me by my friend Stephi. I went there a few days ago, and the entire place is manned by sad-looking, but polite, eastern Europeans.
Today, front page of the Calvert Recorder, suspicions are confirmed."A handful of Eastern European students who say they were promised ‘‘a world of opportunity” and came for summer jobs at a Prince Frederick fast-food restaurant say their experience was a nightmare"
Basically Mcdonalds shipped them in promising them a world of wonder in Calvert Fucking County. 28 of them in one, 3-bedroom house. But its all good, they got paid right?
"Antoniya Kardzhilova, 21, a computer science major at Veliko Tarnovo University in Bulgaria, came to the United States to work for the summer to save money for living expenses at college and for an operation to correct near-sightedness.

She said she and others were paid for fewer hours than worked, and that time sheets were changed.

‘‘They just written me that I have been working to 6:30 [a.m.]. They took off my hours. I was missing about 10 hours. They just cut our hours.”

Kardzhilova has a check for 18 hours of work. The amount: $3.45, after deductiions."

Awesome. Way to go Mcdonalds. There was no mention of what happened to the normal asshats who work there, but I think it would be safe to assume that they were without jobs until the Europeans got shipped home again.

A Nation of Inside Kids.

Yuppie Douche parents are busy raising a nation of kids who are too "sensitive" and lacking in common sense to be allowed to live.

Playing with Danger, Germy playgrounds
'Not it!' More schools ban games at recess
School Bans Hugging
Principal Bans "anti-american" material
Dodge Ball Banning
Kids who never learned how to cross a street without holding someones hand.

Goddammit. Look both ways before you cross. Play Tag and Dodgeball its a neccesity. Eat Fecal Coliform, build up that immune system!
and finally, an Inside Kid being told he has to stop playing world of warcraft and go to bed. and he crys about it. like an inside kid:

the end of that is the best, where the other kids on his team or whatever, are laughing at him, and his dad comes in and pulls him away from the computer.

and then! theres the "alternative education experience" aka: Fuck-up high school.
such as:
The Turning Winds School test to see if your teenager is troubled.
Im just gonna list a few of the question that really bother me:
"Does your troubled teen have weekly outbursts or mood swings?"
oh, so...like a teenager then? go clean the gutters.
"Does your teen argue with adults and authority figures?"
old man voice:those boys are gonna be trouble
"Does your teen do dangerous things without considering the consequences, 'a daredevil?'"
look motherfucka' gettting incredibly hurt builds character.
"Is your teen extremely self-conscious?"
aww, too self conscious to go to real school."kids might make fun of me..."


ok my rant is done. mow the grass, climb a tree, roll down the driveway inside a trashcan, and build a fort made entirely of splintery rotten wood and fecal matter.

im out of cigarettes....so...heres a list of stuff i wish i could go to.

Sept 17- Dropkick Murphy's @ Rams Head Live(half way to saint patty's day party)

Sept 18- Ghost Mice @ bobby fisher(Borf) memorial building to benefit DCInfoshop

Sept 20- Atmosphere @ Rams Head Live

Sept 21-Sham 69 @ Jaxx

Sept 22- Subhumans @ Ottobar

Sept 26- Coke Bust and Government Warning @ Bobby Fisher Memorial

Sept 23- John Stabb(government issue)benefit show to pay for his medical bills after he got beat a few months ago. Lion of Judah and Government Re-Issue will be playing. There will probably be a way to donate to Cal Robbins(J Robbins' son.) to cover the expenses of HIS medical stuff. Hes like 3 years old and has spinal muscular atrophy, and that probably sucks.

Sept 29- Down to Nothing in Richmond.

Sept 30- Taylor Ramsauer of the mediocre show(and Megadeth i guess..) @ the 930 club.

Oct 1+2- Henry Rollins "provoked" at the Birchmere.

Oct 05- Defiance, Ohio show @ St. Stephens church.

Oct 12- The Misfits @ Jaxx

Oct 14-Bad Religion @ 930 club

Oct 16-Gogol Bordello @ Sonar

Oct 20- Mushroomhead @ Jaxx

Oct 22- The Lawrence Arms @ Sonar

Oct 23- Danzig @ rams head Live

Oct 26- Agnostic Front @ Ottobar

Oct 29- Patton Oswalt and more @ the Black Cat

Oct 31- Misfits/Danzig/Samhain Cover bands@ the ottobar

Nov 5- Against Me! and Sage Francis @ the Canal Club(richmond)

Nov 10- (HED)p.e. and Dope @ Jaxx

Nov 11-Busdriver @ Ottobar

MSI, or the terrorists win....

Mindless Self Indulgence was awesome. the crowd was a bit tame. but it was basically in bumfuckery nowhere. this means that although the kids can dress themselves VERY fancy, they lack any knowledge of how to move, or enjoy themselves, or properly accept a punch in the kidney.

thats supposed to be Pittsburgh. i call Bullshit. i saw mountains, and woods, and shitty nothing as far as the eye could see. no fanciness!

and now, for pictures i didnt take of Mindless Self Indulgence.
Little Jimmy Urine:

Linz:

Steve Righ?:

Kitty:


So, overall awesome; definitely in my top five. up there with billy idol and that show in baltimore w/ P.O.S.
and once again i found myself to be the only person in the room wearing a white t-shirt.
time for sleep.