Saturday, July 26, 2008

"Purity" Ball. "fathers" and their daughters.

This Purity Ball thing is STILL bothering me.


A Purity Ball is a big father & daughter dance that signifies the child promising not to have sex until after marriage. That in itself is...ignorant. but not unacceptable.

But it seems to me, that these are large gatherings of human males who "love" their spawn in a sense other than "family"




As one proud daddy put it:

“How can you measure the value of your eleven year old looking up into your eyes with innocent, uncontainable joy, saying, ‘Daddy, I’m so excited!’”



I wonder how many times the phrase, "Promise me you'll never grow up" or, "Promise you'll never out grow your daddy", is tossed around one of the kid-fuck shindigs?

Friday, July 25, 2008

on multitasking

apparently if i try to do more than one thing at once.
such as, download a song, listen to a podcast, and play Call Of Duty 4...

i'll end up having lit multiple cigarettes. and have them in both hands.....

how does that happen?

Monday, July 21, 2008

i went out with a girl

a bit late, she had SO many friends!
I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick,
she had SO many friends!
Jump! POGO! POGO! POGO! POGO! POGO! POGO! POGO!
Bounce! POGO! POGO! POGO! POGO! POGO! POGO!
Down! POGO! POGO! POGO!
Up! POGO! POGO! POGO!

Jump! POGO! POGO! POGO!
Bounce! POGO! POGO! POGO!
Up! POGO!
Down! POGO!


!!!!!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Beat COD4

and then...

Sgt. Griggs laid down the dope rhymes...


"The weak man may be careful not to soil himself when he plays this game
Enter the mind in time you'll find my lines
Combine intertwine underlined rhyme divine
No Hind can go against me 249 lift you swiftly
Frontline's in here with me
Think I'm lying? come and get me
Sgt. Griggs reporting for duty
Some say this belong in a movie
But this the 3rd installment
Infinityward shit
Don't soil your drawers
Cause it's deep and it's hard bitch
Ready for action 50 cals start to clapping"


Final Scene:
*spoiler?*

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

This Is England Calvert

So, on our travels, Exploring unseen parts of calvert county I had Stephi take pictures that summarize the county. (in at least one way, it doesn't go into the Ridiculous Fucking Youth.)


We first drove on any dirt or rocky or muddy road.
This was awesome and fun.




Until we found many strange wild cat farms.


I have no clue what their purpose is, but they were a few miles back in the woods, off a road a few miles off any main road. someone apparently comes around fairly often to feed them all.
After that, we drove around the County Investigating every road we never knew existed. And lamas.




Calvert consists of water and power plants.


Shitty Farms and Dead Barns.


And Rednecks who have WAAAY too much money, and don't like it when you find out where they live.





For all it's Fairy-tale like prettiness. Bruges Calvert IS A Shithole

P.S. my new car is named, "Walt Flanagan's Dog"

Best MAINSTREAM hip-hop of 2008


Lil-Wayne. Tha Carter III.


awesome video for " A Milli"

Wandering Around Union Station...

this morning, i remembered that if you climb underneath and inside the large bell infront of the building, you will find all sorts of signatures including

"COMETBUS <3'S lEIGH"
and

"Stephi <3's Bry"

Heh

I just cleaned my computer monitor...

the image is so clear, it hurts my eyes...