In today's news....OMGROFL

A 14-year-old Boise, Idaho, girl has disappeared and is believed to be in danger after meeting a 27-year-old man on the Internet.

According to police, Saddie developed an online relationship with Morgan Douglas Jones, 27, of Birmingham, Ala., while playing an Internet game. Jones is described as standing 5-feet-9, weighing 160 pounds, with shoulder-length red hair and light skin. He was last seen clean-shaven.

Police believe the man drove to Boise from Alabama and picked up the teen at about 7 a.m. Wednesday. Investigators say it appears they headed west from there, and their last known location was Eastern Washington.

It's believed that the two were traveling in a bright yellow 2008 Chevy Aveo, Alabama license plate OMGROFL.

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Dude probably ditched the Chevy, and hopped in his ROFL-copter.
I wonder if the police checked in the local ROFL-house. Was she wearing her Lollerskates at the time of the kidknapping? The car was seen with a bumper sticker that reads: "My other ride is a lmfao"
When friends and family received the news, they had only this to say, "0mGZZZzZ!!!1! f'real?!" When struck with the reality of the situation, they Srs'D.

On the Crystal Skull

Film Critic little James Euringer speaks about the movie, and Shia Lebouf:

Favorite skate video ever.

Girl Skateboards- Yeah Right!
Magic board:


owen wilson:

"come on man, you know Spanky blitzed that in the Emerica video"

watchin Haggard on youtube tonight

Concert Love

Jimmy Urine and his Umbrella-ella-ella-ella-a:

Gogol Bordello @ Sonar

Slug Loves Ugly (Rams Head, Baltimore):

Robert Kelly Trial

"CHICAGO (Reuters) - Jurors and spectators in a darkened courtroom watched a graphic video on Tuesday showing what prosecutors contend is R&B star R. Kelly in a sexual encounter with an underage girl.

But lawyers defending the Grammy Award-winning artist said the 26-minute tape shows neither Kelly nor the girl they allege was his victim, and where the video came from remains a mystery."


Court Footage and comments from the African-American community:



Additional Court Footage, and Robert Kelly's response to the charges brought against him:

Twins Like Robots

NSFW.
f'real
2 twins, 2 robots.

also, a shark. on a boat. fucking a fat chick.

Almost safe for work.

Youth Brigade

anyone with ANY Youth Brigade CD's(besides "to sell the truth") or Mp3s wanna let me copy 'em?

Furthermore, I will accept music from EITHER Youth Brigade band.

My 5 most played albums?

According to iTunes:

Mindless Self Indulgence- Alienating Our Audience
Gogol Bordello- Gypsy Punks Underdog World Strike
Gogol Bordello Vs. Tamir Muskat-Jewish Ukrainishe Freundschaft
Gogol Bordello- Multi Kontra Culti Vs Irony
Atmosphere- When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold

According to Last.FM:

Brand New- The Devil and God are Raging Inside me
Misfits-(multiple Albums)
AFI-Sing The Sorrow/The Art Of Drowning
MSI- Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Atmosphere- God Loves Ugly

According to ME:

Brand New- The Devil and God are Raging Inside me
P.O.S.- Ipecac Neat
Mindless Self Indulgence- You'll Rebel to Anything(as long as its not challenging)
Nine Inch Nails- The Fragile(left)
Mudvayne- L.D. 50

best of the year

Atmosphere- When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold.

seriously. I'd go so far as to say, its bigger than Jesus and bigger than wrestling, bigger than the beatles and bigger than breast implants. Its gonna be the biggest thing to hit these little kids. bigger than guns, bigger than cigarettes.

"These warehouse wages
Kill the ends introduction
I should have schooled it up
When I was younger should have stuck to plan
Always had the dreams of being more self assertive
And my kids a teenager he needs the health insurance
So break my body
Break break my soul down
Just another zombie walking blindly through your ghost town
Pull up to the bar to politic and tap the power
Aint nobody all that jolly at your happy hour
But I don't want to go home yet
So I'm gonna talk to my cigarette
And that television set
It doesn't matter what brand or station
Anything to take away from the current situation "

so good.