Inside kids, part deux

This is for all of you who DON'T listen to the Mediocre show. (ya fuckin' savages)
Apparently "Cyber-Bullying" is on the rise. (www.stopcyberbullying.com)
Cyber-Bullying.
This is kids....getting made fun of on the internets...by other kids.
ON THE INTERNETS.
like "gravypipe420 said my avatar is ghay"
FUCK YOU KID!!! Suck it up! its the internet, its not real. you get called a loser on your world of warcraft or message board or what have you, and have to cry about it.
moving on.

Rickets is on the rise.
rickets.
fucking rickets.
WHO GETS RICKETS? you know that sigh i let out when i figure humanity is royally fucked? insert that here.
Apparently a mixture of kids who dont wanna drink their milk, overuse of sunscreen/not going outside, shitty diet, and lack of exercise is actually causing a resurgence of the early-1900's disease. Raise your GODDDAMN kids. ugh. i cant even write about this. heres a copy paste:
"Parents keep their kids out of the sun because of all the fears that that UV rays will cause skin cancer. More and more schools are doing away with recess because of fears over lawsuits or having to deal with behavior that they can't control. Good old fashioned running around and playing is replaced with carefully controlled play dates. Little kids are constantly chugging down fruit juices rather than milk. Half the peak bone mass happens during adolescence, a time when today's teens aren't exercising or drinking milk or going outside, but instead sitting cloistered in front of computers or vegging out listening to iTunes and drinking soda."

play dodgeball.
fuck sunscreen
drink some milk.
climb a tree.
if you break a bone, you better be doing something cool.

goddamn nation of inside kids.

Quick Stop Entertainment

Smodcast #37 titled, "In a row?"

Hilarity continues to ensue.

Nevermind the Laws, Here's the FCPD

La Prince Frederick

Salsaritas
La Tolteca
Mexico Restaurant

3 new Mexican style restaurants have opened in Calvert county. None of them are good. Salsaritas seems to be the only legitimate one.(But it still sucks asshole) Mexico restaurant is a rip-off of the Richmond based chain of the same name, and would be forced to change their name if the other Mexico got wind of it.(Esp. if news of the bullet casings in their burritos got out) The same happened in Delaware to another "La Tolteca". They had to change to "La Tonalteca" because somewhere there is a legitimate restaurant with the name. La Tolteca in Prince Frederick is obviously not a legitimate chain. The walls are painted Styrofoam and no one in there seems to know what "La Tolteca" translates to. They told a Prince Frederick Food critic it meant "Brown house". I took Spanish, I know how to say brown house. La Tolteca does not translate to brown house. While I was there they told another customer it was "a type of big house".
I don't have any real point other than this. The restaurants all suck. Taco Bell sucks less. And until Mexicans can make me a legitimate restaurant with food that doesn't make me shit mud, I'm gonna stick with Taco Bell.
If only they kept the Cheesy Beefy Melt.

the suffering

an awesome game.
i beat it in one sitting.
and now...i go pass out.

John Stabb is like an old person. but angrier.

thats Government Issue 20 years ago. tonight(John Stabb Benefit) was like that, but faster, and better.
top 3 best shows i've seen.
i dunno. it was important to me. I found Government Issue, Minor Threat, and the Teen Idles at a time when thats exactly what i needed. so..yea, it was important.

Dear Fox-That- Lives-Behind-My-House,

Thank you for all the awful dreams I had because you made that fucked up noise while I slept.
I went to sleep watching "American Pimp", and had peaceful dreams of wearing big hats, driving Cadillacs, and occasionally having to bring my righteous hand upside the head of one of my many hoes.
That was all perfect until you started in with that FUCK-AWFUL noise. My dreams very quickly shifted to a world where everyones brakes squealed. All my friends cried for reasons unknown to anyone. Which caused all the kids to cry. Fox-in-the-woods...you made kids cry.
But that wasn't enough, nope you had to be louder. You had to warp my dreams to some evil battle between me and a crazy old lady who was bent on killing everyone. She would make a noise like a fox right before she stabbed them. I killed her finally. But even that caused her to make an unpleasant noise. And it caused me to wake up sweaty and shaky and hating you.
Fucking with people's dreams is a bitch move Mr. Fox. And you gon' pay what you owe. If you do this again, I WON'T hesitate to fuck you up.

Sincerely,
Bry "Fox-Choker" Useless




^ that is the sound a fox makes. it is unpleasant, unnerving, and mostly..it is fucking unnecessary.


^ that is a sound he did not make tonight, but has made before, and I hold that against him too.

And now that I've been playing all these sound files to find the one I want, he has come even closer to the back of my house. A Bitch Move.

Mother Knows Best

Defendant Name: MEADOWS, HOLLY JEANNINE
Description:THEFT:$300 PLUS VALUE
Plea: GUILTY


Defendant Name: MEADOWS, HOLLY
Address: NO FIXED ADDRESS
Description:FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE -- VA

Sneaky Fucking Mr. Mcdonald

The Prince Frederick Mcdonalds is a shithole. Everyone in Calvert County knows this, and anyone abroad would do best to assume it. It is normally run by a crew made up of young whiny blacks, and social retards. Suddenly this summer there was a massive change, pointed out to me by my friend Stephi. I went there a few days ago, and the entire place is manned by sad-looking, but polite, eastern Europeans.
Today, front page of the Calvert Recorder, suspicions are confirmed."A handful of Eastern European students who say they were promised ‘‘a world of opportunity” and came for summer jobs at a Prince Frederick fast-food restaurant say their experience was a nightmare"
Basically Mcdonalds shipped them in promising them a world of wonder in Calvert Fucking County. 28 of them in one, 3-bedroom house. But its all good, they got paid right?
"Antoniya Kardzhilova, 21, a computer science major at Veliko Tarnovo University in Bulgaria, came to the United States to work for the summer to save money for living expenses at college and for an operation to correct near-sightedness.

She said she and others were paid for fewer hours than worked, and that time sheets were changed.

‘‘They just written me that I have been working to 6:30 [a.m.]. They took off my hours. I was missing about 10 hours. They just cut our hours.”

Kardzhilova has a check for 18 hours of work. The amount: $3.45, after deductiions."

Awesome. Way to go Mcdonalds. There was no mention of what happened to the normal asshats who work there, but I think it would be safe to assume that they were without jobs until the Europeans got shipped home again.

A Nation of Inside Kids.

Yuppie Douche parents are busy raising a nation of kids who are too "sensitive" and lacking in common sense to be allowed to live.

Playing with Danger, Germy playgrounds
'Not it!' More schools ban games at recess
School Bans Hugging
Principal Bans "anti-american" material
Dodge Ball Banning
Kids who never learned how to cross a street without holding someones hand.

Goddammit. Look both ways before you cross. Play Tag and Dodgeball its a neccesity. Eat Fecal Coliform, build up that immune system!
and finally, an Inside Kid being told he has to stop playing world of warcraft and go to bed. and he crys about it. like an inside kid:

the end of that is the best, where the other kids on his team or whatever, are laughing at him, and his dad comes in and pulls him away from the computer.

and then! theres the "alternative education experience" aka: Fuck-up high school.
such as:
The Turning Winds School test to see if your teenager is troubled.
Im just gonna list a few of the question that really bother me:
"Does your troubled teen have weekly outbursts or mood swings?"
oh, so...like a teenager then? go clean the gutters.
"Does your teen argue with adults and authority figures?"
old man voice:those boys are gonna be trouble
"Does your teen do dangerous things without considering the consequences, 'a daredevil?'"
look motherfucka' gettting incredibly hurt builds character.
"Is your teen extremely self-conscious?"
aww, too self conscious to go to real school."kids might make fun of me..."


ok my rant is done. mow the grass, climb a tree, roll down the driveway inside a trashcan, and build a fort made entirely of splintery rotten wood and fecal matter.

im out of cigarettes....so...heres a list of stuff i wish i could go to.

Sept 17- Dropkick Murphy's @ Rams Head Live(half way to saint patty's day party)

Sept 18- Ghost Mice @ bobby fisher(Borf) memorial building to benefit DCInfoshop

Sept 20- Atmosphere @ Rams Head Live

Sept 21-Sham 69 @ Jaxx

Sept 22- Subhumans @ Ottobar

Sept 26- Coke Bust and Government Warning @ Bobby Fisher Memorial

Sept 23- John Stabb(government issue)benefit show to pay for his medical bills after he got beat a few months ago. Lion of Judah and Government Re-Issue will be playing. There will probably be a way to donate to Cal Robbins(J Robbins' son.) to cover the expenses of HIS medical stuff. Hes like 3 years old and has spinal muscular atrophy, and that probably sucks.

Sept 29- Down to Nothing in Richmond.

Sept 30- Taylor Ramsauer of the mediocre show(and Megadeth i guess..) @ the 930 club.

Oct 1+2- Henry Rollins "provoked" at the Birchmere.

Oct 05- Defiance, Ohio show @ St. Stephens church.

Oct 12- The Misfits @ Jaxx

Oct 14-Bad Religion @ 930 club

Oct 16-Gogol Bordello @ Sonar

Oct 20- Mushroomhead @ Jaxx

Oct 22- The Lawrence Arms @ Sonar

Oct 23- Danzig @ rams head Live

Oct 26- Agnostic Front @ Ottobar

Oct 29- Patton Oswalt and more @ the Black Cat

Oct 31- Misfits/Danzig/Samhain Cover bands@ the ottobar

Nov 5- Against Me! and Sage Francis @ the Canal Club(richmond)

Nov 10- (HED)p.e. and Dope @ Jaxx

Nov 11-Busdriver @ Ottobar

MSI, or the terrorists win....

Mindless Self Indulgence was awesome. the crowd was a bit tame. but it was basically in bumfuckery nowhere. this means that although the kids can dress themselves VERY fancy, they lack any knowledge of how to move, or enjoy themselves, or properly accept a punch in the kidney.

thats supposed to be Pittsburgh. i call Bullshit. i saw mountains, and woods, and shitty nothing as far as the eye could see. no fanciness!

and now, for pictures i didnt take of Mindless Self Indulgence.
Little Jimmy Urine:

Linz:

Steve Righ?:

Kitty:


So, overall awesome; definitely in my top five. up there with billy idol and that show in baltimore w/ P.O.S.
and once again i found myself to be the only person in the room wearing a white t-shirt.
time for sleep.

ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!

i told him i wouldn't blog about it. so i wont.

you fruity fuck!

Stephi and I Found this sign on Rt.123. last night, I thought you might enjoy it as well....

and now for some proof that melons can be fun.
A Man and His Melon
White Heat, White Trash, Watermelon
The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Fruits in Love

you're all older than me....

hahahah. i dont envy you:

nicole predicts the future...

"bryan's gonna get really sick tonight..."

Sambuca threw me down the staris

thats all.
everyone who reads this already knows, and would be better at telling the story than me, seeing as i dont remember any of it.

y'all are brutalizin Useless

I thought that my home was my castle
With no one scrutinizing me
No pigs, no lyin' bitch, no hassle
Y'all are brutalizing' me
Can't a man not drink his beer in silence?
Can't a man not crudely lie and scream?
Can't a man not control his bitch with violence?
Y'all are brutalizing meeeeeeeee

Useless make FIRE!

our first project. a mini bottle of vodka, emptied into my belly. then refilled with crushed sparklers. with a sparkler as a fuse. then wrapped in alot of tape.



project two. recreating the 'Nam




this last one is old. circa 2004. useless and evan are in 10th grade. tommo is in 12th.
i stupidly left the video in my dads camera, and he found it.
we were all grounded. evan still has trouble with that leg. tom no longer has that car. the only person i was allowed to see for like...3 months was stephi.

bagacats style

hey, hey hey you! hey FUCK YOOOUUUU!!!

although present Useless makes fun of past Useless, this time present Useless is mildly proud of past Useless. past Useless was fairly certain future Useless was gonna hate him for this. I've gotta tell future James about this.

i've noticed this for years

in almost every episode of the simpsons, they've cut certain lines out. and the only way to know is to enable "closed captioning" on your tv. do it sometime. its fancy.

favorite music lyrics.(this will be constantly updated.)

"so now i keep a close eye on my pets. cause they make most of they moves off of instinct and sex"- Atmosphere

"i used to be such a burning example, i used to be so original, i used to care, i was being cared for made sure ishowed it to those that i loved."-Brand New

"i find that thing i need and then begin. inspired by a love that never ends. i'm so glad that she is my best... friend."-7 seconds

"I won't apologize,For acting outta line.You see the way I am,You leave any time you can cause...I'm crazy and I'm hurt.Head on my shoulders.Going... Berserk!I don't care what you fuckin' do!I don't care what you fuckin' say!"-Black Flag

"Shop in all the high class stores, all you are is high class whores, Georgetown's where you spend your time, think you're cool but you're just slime"-Government Issue

"Flex your head in other words use it. you'll wind up dead if you try to abuse it"-Government Issue

The Cube-Of-Missles Crisis

i get home, about 2:15am. the morning after fourth of july. i sit down and im about to go to bed.
*pop* *pop, pop*
i recognize this sound immediately from last night's adventures. the drunken jocks have mediocre fireworks again.
so i grab the last bottle rocket in my room, open my window and light it. well that didnt exactly work. i let go of it wrong, and it landed in my back yard.
so i put the clothes back on, and traipse back out to my car where my explosives are now stockpiled. i collect all forms of miniature bottle-rocketry i have, and take the walk to their neighborhood. i hide closer to their house than before and line up all my bottle rockets. i set off 3 aimed in their direction. the girl screams, but the boys take a new route.
they decide to RETURN FIRE! well fuck that. back up int he pine tree i go taking the bottle rockets with me, and setting them off into their back yard. to which they again return fire. im out of small bottle rockets.
very excitedly return to my car trying to remember what i have that will win this for me, without putting them in real physical danger. and then i found it. THE CUBE!!
allow me to explain the cube. it is...a cube. one fuse, 25 missiles. missiles that scream, land, and then explode loudly. This will win.

i go back, they are still returning fire to their invisible enemy. i take my time, finding a tree right behind their house. i lay a crumpled cigarette pack in the crotch of the tree, so as to properly angle the 25 missiles directly at the house. Light. Run.
25 fucking screeching, exploding missiles were launched into their back yard.

buffoons:0
useless:25
Fuck you mother fucker. I win.

now look what you made me do...

i laid down in bed, turned everything off, i was all curled up, and suddenly someone was setting off firecrackers. at like 2 in the morning! it wasn't the next door neighbors and their little shindig, but it was loud enough to be REALLY annoying. because there isn't anyone in my house who hasn't had a long day today.
so i got back up, threw on my clothes, grabbed a handful of bottle rockets and went for a walk.
i found the house with the party and climbed a large sloping pine tree about 70 feet away. from there i could see the terminal whores and shaved head jocks having their drunken annoyance in their back yard.
obviously, i had to hide in the tree and shoot bottle rockets at them. of course the girls screamed, and the dudes came stomping out to see who was committing this attack on their freedom to be assholes. but they couldn't see, cause its fucking dark, and I'm 12 feet up in a fucking tree. to this i responded with more bottle rockets. mother fuckers went back in their house, and there have been no more firecrackers.
never fuck with me when I'm tired.

new old pictures

more new pictures can be found in my album:

The Wreck of Effin Useless

more will be coming once my sister brings me the files from my old computer.

Kaspersky

thanks to Kaspersky Anti-Virus, my computer is evil free.
now, to find that video of that girl with the snake!

FAIL!!!

i love having my window open.

a squirel just fell out of a tree. a fucking squirrel. he misjudged the jump, and just dropped.

squirrels: sometimes they fail.

Spyware

the people who create spyware/viruses/ shit that fucks with my computer just cause i like porn and shady sites, need to be treated on the same levels as pedophiles and serial killers. sorry, but you need to die.
i have to run my computer only in safemode now. until i fix this horrible thing.

wrestling.

so...as stated before it turns or vince mcmahon faked the death.(surprise!) He came out with the news, on the day that Chris Benoit and his family were found dead, for real.
have i mentioned that i hate wrestling? and people. and people that like wrestling.


looking at the google trends, numbers 1, 2, and 4 have to do with benoit's death. the one that gets me is number 4. "how did chris benoit die?"

there are people alive, with internet connections, that think Google is some magical machine that will answer your questions for you. not only that, but there are more than one of them, infact many of them, that all used the same phrased question.

the RIAA will hate me.

all the MP3 music i have, contact me if you want it obviously. all manually typed in alphabetical order. i swear i need a hobby.

108
7seconds
A.F.I(every album
Abe Froman
Abitterhello
Above this World
Adolescents
Against Me!(every album)
Agents of Change
Agrolittes
Agnostic Front(every album)
Akon
Alanis Morisette
All else Failed
All too Much
Allen Ginsburg(all recorded Material...ever.)
And One
Andrew W.K.
Android Lust
Angel City Outcasts
Anja Garabek
Anti-Flag
Antsy Pants
Apoptygma Berzerk
Argy Bargy
Emma Goldman Essays(all volumes, audio version)
Awkward Thought
B.Dylan
B.J. Thomas
Bad Brains
Bad LUck Riot 13 Extravaganza
the Bananas
the Bards
Battalion Of Saints
Bauhaus
Beastie Boys
Beefy
Ben Folds
Ben Lee
Benumb
Betrando Goio
Better than a Thousand
Better than Ezra
Between the Buried and Me
Bikini Kill
The Birthday Party(all albums)
Black Flag(all albums)
Black Powder Fuzzbox
Blank Fight
Blood Brothers
Blood For BLood
the Bloody Irish Boys
Bob Dylan
the Boils
Bomb the Music Industry!(all albums)
Bouncing Souls
Boys Night Out
Brain Failure
Brand New
BRass Castle
Breakdown
Breaking Benjamin
Buccaneer
Buju Banton
Burning Bridges
Burning Sensations
Busdriver(almost all albums)
the Business(almost all)
Butthole Surfers
Caern Folk
Candiria
CAnticle
TheCarrie Nations
CastleVania
CAtharsis(CrimethInc. Records)
Cause For aLarm
Champion
Chemlab
Children of Bodom
Chixdiggit!(canadian pop-punk, almost all albums)
Choking Victim
Christ on a Crutch
Circle Jerks(all albums)
Civ(singer form the Gorrilla Biscuits)
Class War
Clenched Fist
CLocked in
Commin' Correct
Conflict
Corrosion Of Conformity
Covenant
Coyote Shivers
Cracker
The Cramps(all albums, christ thats alot.)
the Cranberries
Crash and Burn
Crass(most albums)
Cro-Mags
Culture Shock
The Cure
DAnzig
Dashboard Confessional
the Dauntless Elite
Dave Deans Musical Forklift
The DEad Boys
Dead Kennedys(all albums)
DEad Prez
Dead Serious
Dead Silence
Dead to Fall
Deadguy
Death BEfore Dishonor
Defiance, Ohio
Deluge
DEscendents
DethKlok(all songs, the fictional band from metalocalypse)
the DEtonators
the Detroit Cobras
Devil's Brigade
the Devil is Electric
Dialouge Clips(from clerks 2 sound track)
the Dickies
Die Hunns
Diehard Youth
Dimmu Borgir
discipline
the Distillers
Dizzy Gillespie
DJ Pone/Transplants
Django Reinhardt
Don Martin 3
the Door Keys
Down To Nothing
DownFall
Dream L.A.X.
Dropkick Murphys(all albums)
DrowningMan
the Ducky Boys
E-Nomine
Early Man
Earth Crisis
Edgewise
Edwyn Collins
Emcee Lynx(all albums)
Emmanuel.7
Erin Tobey
The Escaped
Evan Dando
the Evens(ian Mackaye and Amy Farrina)
F-Minus
F.O. the Smack Magnet
Fall out Boy
Fall River
Farside
Fear
Feindflug
Fifi
Filter & the Crystal Method
the Final Burden
Final Plan
Finch
Fiona Apple
Flipper(all albums)
Flogging Molly
Flux Of Pink Indians
Flying Column
Folkstones
For the worst
Forced reality
Fordirelifesake
Forever is Forgotten
the Four Eyes
From Autum to AShes
From First to Last Front 242
G.B.H.
the Gadjits
Gang Green
Garbage(all albums)
Gavin Bryars
Generation X
Ghost Mice
Gin Blossoms
GlassJaw
Gogol Bordello
GoldenWind Zen Group
Gold Finger
Good Charlotte(the only album that matters)
Gorilla Biscuits
Great Big Sea
Gym Class Heros
H.I.M.
Hassan I Sabbah
theHeart Attacks
HelloGoodbye
Henry Rollins(all spoken word Albums)
the Hold Steady
Hoods
Horropops
Hridayananda Das Goswami
Hugs
Husker Du
I DEFY
I Hate Myself
Iggy Pop
Immortal technique
Incubus & Greyboy
INDK
The Inocence Misson
Irish Drinking songs
IRONBOUND NYC
JAck Kerouac(all recorded material)
JAck Off Jill(all albums)
Jackson 5
James L. VEnable
Japanther
Jawbox
Jibbs
Joe strummer and the Mescaleros
Joe Uehlein
Johnny Cash
Judge
Juicy Bananas
Juno Reactor
Justice
Katie Grossman and Thomas
Killer Mike
Killing Time
King Diamond
King Django
King Missile
The kinks
KnuckleDust
Korn(all albums in some form or another)
La Quiete
Lady Sovereign
LArs Frederiksen
Lava Lava
the Lawrence Arms
Leftover Crack(all albums)
Libido Boys
Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boys
Ludicris
Lustre
M.I.A.
Mad Sin
Madball
Madeline
the Mahones
Majority Rule
Man Behind Galss
Mansun and 808 State
Marilyn Manson
the Martinis
Master Shake
Mastodon
Matchbook Romance
Matty Popchart
MAx Levine Ensemble
Maximum Penalty
Mc Chris
MC Router
Meatwad
the Meices
MErcy Killers
Metallica & DJ Spooky
MEwithoutyou(all albums)
Mindless Self indulgence
Minor Threat
Minutemen(all albums)
the Misfits(all albums and covers)
the Mob
Moondogg
Morningwood
Mouthwash
The Movielife
Mumia Abu-Jamal
Murs
My Chemical Romance
My Luck
My Revenge
Natchez Shakers
Nausea
Negative Approach
Negativland
Nekromantix
the Nerve Agents
The New Breed
Nick Cave and the Bad seeds
Nine inch Nails
NIN V Bauhaus
Nine Pound Hammer
No More Kings
NoRedeeming Social Value
Nocturnal
North Side Kings
Nouvelle Vague(all albums)
Omkara
One Reason
Operation Cliff Clavin
Orange
Orbital & Kirk Hammett
OS Mutantes
Out Cold
Out to Win
P.I.L.
P.o.s.(all albums)
the Pagans
Paint the Town Red
the Pale Fountians
Panic! at the Disco
Papoose(all Albums)
Paris Hilton remixed by DangerMouse and Banksy
Paul BAribeu
PEaches(all albums)
Peanucle
Pennywise
Peter Gabriel
Philip Glass
the Pietasters
PLacebo
PLease
the PLugs
Policy of Three
Prema
Premonitions of War
the Pres. of the US of A
Pressure Point
Pride Kills
Prodigy & tommorello
Project Pitchfork
PRoject x
Prong
Propagandhi
q and not u
q lazzrus
the Queers
Radiohead
Rammalah
Rammstein
Ramones
Rancid
Ray and Porcell
Reagan Youth
Refused(all albums)
REport suspicious Activity
Reversal Of Man
Richboy
Rites of Spring
Rocket From the Crypt(all albums)
Roger Alan Wade
Roger Miret
Rollins Band
Rosa
Rosary
Rosetta Stone
Ryker's
Samantha Fox
Saosin
Scars of Tommorow
Schooly D
Scream
Screeching weasle
See Colin Slash
Sexy
Shades Apart
She Wants Revenge
Sheer Terror
Shelter
Shitdisco
Sick of it aLL
Silencers
Silverchair & Viro
Siouxsie & the Banshees
sissies
the Sisters Of Mercy
Skare Tactic
Skarhead
the Skatellites
Skinnerbox
the Slackers
Slapshot
SLayer and Atari Teenage Riot
SlipKnot
the SMothers Brothers
Snapcase
Snog
Social D
Soda Dog Refreshment Squad
Some Kind Of Hate
Soophie Nun Squad
Soul ASylum
Soul Cries
South Central Riot Squad
the Specials
Spoonboy
Stabbing Westward
Stampin' Ground
Static-X
Static thought
Step Rebels
The Stooges
Story of the year
Stretch Armstong
Striking distance
strive for more
Subhumans
Suicidal Tendencies
Suicide Commando
the Suicide Machine
Sispira
Swingin Utters
Switchblade Symphony
Taking Back sunday
Talking Heads
Tanner
TerrorZone
Thelonious Monk
Therapy?
This Bike is a Pipebomb
This Mortal coil
Thrice
throwdown
Tiger ARmy
Tom Waits
Tool
Transistor Transistor
Type O Negative
U.s. Bombs
U.s. Roughnecks
UnderOath
UNearth
UNhelig
The Unicorns
Uniform Choice
Union 13
Unseen
UP-BEAT
The Used
Vanity Five
Velvet Acid Christ
the Velvet Underground
VNV Nation
Voodoo Glow Skulls
Voorhees
the Wednesdays
Westbound TRain
Wofsheim
Wow, Owls!
Wupscut
YEahYEahYeahs
Zounds

that comes out to 11.5 days worth of constant music. not including my cds.

Bee's are Dying, part Deux

Bee's are gone. not neccesarily dead. just gone. no bodies have been found.
it came to me the reason for this. a population of bee's have accidentally lived a moral, christian lifestyle. they never stole honey, or fucked anyone but the queen.
most bee's do this without thinking.
It becomes apparent that the Pre-Tribulation Rapture has come and gone, and the only decent organisms were SOME of the bee's. the rest of us will die horribly.

you're one of them arent you?

"do i know you from somewhere?" or "you look familiar, were you at that _____ show that____did at____?"

Look around motherfucker! we all look familiar, the reason we're all sitting on the same porch is the fact that we're all presumably into this type of music. mohawk and a septum peircing and boots, oh you've seen me before? wow, real shocker there!
yea, i think we've met before dark rimmed glasses, died black hair, tight pants, "I Object" t-shirt and converse shoes. Actually I'm sure we have, you can stop talking now.
see that girl, i think i know her from the last show i went to, wanna know why? cause she looks like EVERY OTHER tattoo shop workin, rollerderby lovin, "punker-than-you" boyfriend having girl ever! (and i guarantee she's a bitch)

and while im on a roll, KIDS, stop saying stupid stuff in front of your elders! cause im a kid, but im smarter than you. And yet, people will assume im there WITH YOU. so stop calling people posers, stop declaring what is or isnt punk rock! oh, and PLEASE STOP feeling the need to drop the name of every guy you know in richmond, and every god-awful band you saw at some fuckers house. you're 17, you live in Mclean, you drove here in the 20-some odd-thousand dollar car your parents bought you, i know, cause i saw it. Don't blow cigarette smoke, in the guy from Coke Bust's face. not because he'll kick your ass, but because im trying to actually talk with him(as opposed to talking AT him, or trying to give him clever nicknames like "tubby","big guy" or any variations on the words "captain" ,"boobies", "dingle berry", and "punk"), and i dont want him to walk away seeing as he's my current source of historical/statistical information.

So basically, no you dont know me. please stop talking. yes, everything you dont like is "gay" and everything you do like is totally PuNx RaWk.

I hate playing with kids my own age.

foreigner

sleep for 12 hours straight and then immediately smoke a cigarette.

"feEEels like the FIIRRST time! FeEEels like the Very First time!"

either that or my body went all numb and tingly for other reasons, in which case i hate you all.

ugh

so i got the boogaloo flu. but since i dont do sick, i refused to throw up yesterday. not once! i swallowed that shit! very proud of myself i finally fell asleep. i woke up to this on tv:

Andre 3000, as a cartoon, dancing and singing with bright flashy colors....
yup, thats all it takes. i threw up SO hard that my entire body hurt.
i hate you all.
:)

2 hours sleep

so i check Google trends, and one of the very top hits of the morning is variations on "vince mcmahon" after a few second i remember who that is. ITS THE FUCKING WRESTLING GUY! NatureBoy. THATS WHAT PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN? why? apparently last night they filmed him,"acting stranger than usual,revealing to his audience of millions that a 'dark cloud' was in his future." he was later filmed getting into his limo, which was then seen exploding into flames....
now, we're talking "Pro-Wrestling" WCW, WWF, ECW, WWE... whatever its called this year, Mcmahon always seems to run the show. ok, this isnt shocking, the entire show is a fake, a fake death is nothing. what got me is people were up all night "usin' them thar' interweb-nets",(i guess they had to drive from Ocala to Altoona to find a Library with them internets.) to find out what happened to their hero, The Chairman.
Quote from concerned fan:
"I witnessed this event live. I am an avid following of Vince McMahon and I hope he survived this attack. Thanks for reporting this sad news. If Mr. McMahon has passed, rest in peace damnit!"-Michael
wouldnt it be amazing if he WAS killed. Probably by the same Communists that killed the one and only Intimidator, my personal hero, Dale Ernhardt Sr.

Looks like a few barns in Southern Maryland are going to have a new mural, and the vinyl truck sticker business will be booming this week.
fucking kill me.
on a side note:
remember when Bret(the Hitman) Hart's brother died coming into the ring? that wasnt faked. hahaha, motherfucker fell hard.

haha

my mood has gone from zero to awesome in about 2 hours.

"don't think you're having all the fun
you know me i hate everyone!!"

awesome. i don't know what inspired this, and im debating taking a shower to calm down, and going out for the evening, OR sticking with this mood, increasing it with whatever i can find in the house, and then going out and just getting into mischeif.

hahaha.
we'll see.

cant get good sarsparilla like this back home...angries up the blood!

why

why has my room become a menagerie?
roaches are climbing around, something big flew past my face last night.
i woke up to a fly on my face. and the same huge EVIL wasp keeps coming in and inspecting my room.
I CLEANED!!, well...stephi cleaned...but its CLEAN! ish.


as im typing this a bumble bee flys in.

THERE IS NOTHING TO EAT IN HERE! if im not eating, how can you eat!?!?!

i think the bugs smoke my cigarette butts like hobos while i sleep.

ok, have a good night...

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!


that stings a little....

Add DEFTONES to the list.

eye pain, lights and loud music are disorienting. balanace is shot. drunk people are funny.
my friends are awesome. thanks

6-3-07

woke up and took the keppra around 10am
began face and neck twitching(right side) around 11am
eye pain began around 12:30 also a lack of balance skills
headache, eyepain, blurred vision, all on the right eye.
pain in my right leg, the entire leg @ 8:30pm
11pm intense pain in my right arm and hand.
began calming down around 12

this is for the doctor tommorow, not for you, but feel free to read it. you already did.

<3

szeveranz

i liked it.

Bands/Artists I have seen live...

In no Particular order, i have seen all of these. most of them were not memorable. some were(billy idol, marilyn manson, Black sabbath, etc.)


X-Ecutioners, P.O.D., Papa Roach, Sum 41, Hoobastank, Unwritten Law, Our Lady Peace, New Found Glory, Good Charlotte, Dashboard Confessional, Trik Turner, Little Kingz, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Phantom Planet, The Vines, Citizen Cope, Gob, Loudermilk, Abandoned Pools, Lloyd Dobler Effect, Godsmack, Audioslave, Jane's Addiction, Chevelle, The Roots, AFI, Jack Johnson, The Used, The Donnas, Finch, Getaway Car, Vendetta Red, (Həd) P.E., Hot Hot Heat, Interpol, Northern State, Smile Empty Soul, Switchfoot, The Cure, The Offspring, Jay-Z, New Found Glory, Violent Femmes, Cypress Hill, Papa Roach, Lostprophets, Yellowcard, O.A.R., VooDoo Blue, Modest Mouse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Lit, The Living End, Fall Out Boy, Taking Back Sunday, Foo Fighters, Coldplay, Billy Idol, Social Distortion, New York Dolls, Garbage, Echo & The Bunnymen, Interpol, They Might Be Giants, Louis XIV, The Bravery, Gold Mind Squad, Black Sabbath, Marilyn Manson , Slipknot, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Crazy Town, Black Label Society, Disturbed, Amen, Mudvayne, Pure Rubbish, Apartment 26, The Union Underground, System of a Down, Rob Zombie,Drowning Pool, Adema, Cradle of Filth, Voivod, Hotwire, Shadows Fall, Grade 8, Twisted Method, Nothingface, Killswitch Engage, Unloco, Depswa, Motograter, Sworn Enemy, The Revolution Smile, Chimaira, Endo, Memento, E.Town Concrete, Dimmu Borgir, Beyond, Down To Nothing, Justice, Static-X, Otep, P.O.S, BluePrint, Atmosphere, Mental, Henry Rollins, Thievery Corporation, Bouncing Souls, Le Tigre,Ted Leo and The Pharmacists, Wayne Kramer of MC5, Jello Biafra, The Coup, Head Roc War Machine,Sweet Honey in the Rock, The Evens, Joan Baez, sinking ships

enough medical stuff

for a slightly different subject.

this is my future wife:


MC Router.


thats all. im a fan of weird girls with raspy voices.

bored to death

so i had an eeg, and an mri. boring. i've dressed myself like Heroin bob in the doctor scene. there's so much mischeif to get into here...but im waiting till it gets a bit later. at least i've got wifi, and my ipod.
stephi visited me, and supplied me with electrical tape.
te most boring part is that the coffee shop closed, and we're not allowed to smoke here. SUCKS! i have to walk past the nurses to sneak outside. and they notice immediately if you smoke inside. im working on getting to the roof. we'll see.
i'll get some answers tommorow hopefully.
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11:34:




getting into the ceiling wasnt that fun. and i bumped my IV thing a million times, so now my hand hurts(more).oh well, i found a place to smoke. if i move the chair, and unscrew the vent cover, and climb halfway into the intake duct, not only can i smoke, but when im done, i just flick my cigarette up, and it disapears forever. i wish i had ALL my mischeif making tools. and invisibility.

ok

this is the weirdest thing that has happened so far. my LEFT eye, not my right eye thats been bothering me, my LEFT eye, went hazy for a second and began crying. My eye was crying of its own fucking accord! what the fuck is that!!!!
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Another cigarette
Another cup of coffee
Another cup of empty dreams
Another wasted day
I got no politics
No faith! No means! No anything!
I got no confidence!
No reason to persist!

and I don't wanna see...Don't wanna see tommorow!
Don't wanna see tommorow!

And when the day is done
I lie down with insomnia
Until the rising sun bathes me in a shroud
Of uselessness
Incompetence
This can't go on, this makes no sense
Another days gone by
I can't find happiness

and I don't wanna see...Don't wanna see tommorow!

whatever

another day. same deal pain, shaking, disorientation. no doctor visit due to insurance bullshit. doctors have been chosen and are being seen tommorow.(if all goes well.)

Stephi and Tom came to visit. we watched bourne identity. stephi cleaned my room, and we went to see an abandoned apartment building thats all locked up. sucked.

we skated around silver spring for a bit.

blah blah. yet another day of not making any money.
im not loking forward to doctors. i just want to sit and drink coffee and cook steak.

so im going to the doctor tommorow.

today was more of the same. shaking, headache, pain behind my eye, disorientation.

but i saw most horrible again, and his kids. so that was good.

boink

today went wellish.
i shot tom. woke his ass up.
and then we went to BobEvans(its a dennys/applebees type restaurant. they do breakfast shit.) and i got to see my Jeff. then, i said my goodbyes, and went and saw Evan, Christian, and Tay at the skatepark.

and i drove up and saw MostHorrible and MostAdorable children. and then i went to work and stayed mostly unshakey all night. my right hand isn't performing at its best, but whatever.

im gonna see a doctor on monday. i thought of this song yesterday:
"Someday
Ill feel no pain
Someday
I wont have a brain
Theyll take away the part that hurts
And let the rest remain
Fix me
Fix my head
Fix me please, I dont wanna be dead"

im really afraid of it not being something simple. i wanna go in, and tell them whats going on, and they go, "oh, thats just the Itus. take an advil, and drink more coffee, you'll be fine for life."

pfft. whatever, what is, is.
my room is a goddamn whorehouse of flys.

oh and if you buy 2 packs of camel menthol lights, you get this badass lighter.

so today sucked kinda

i went to work, and began shaking. then dizzyness and my right hand not working right. then my right eye not working right, and pain behind the eye, kinda liek staring into the sun. so i eventually talked them into letting me go home. i've eventually stopped shaking. my eye pretty much works now, but it still hurts. the worst was this feeling of loosing focus, not visually but in thought. i drove 30 min past my exit on the beltway, and suddenly realized my music wasnt playing,and that i was somewher i didnt mean to be.that persisted till about 9'oclock. just totally out of it, is the best way i can explain it. so i'll go to the doctor on monday. that all sucked. and the worst was that they thought i was making it up at work. and just joking about it and shit. not funny, stupid. it sucks, and it hurts, and its stupid. fuck work. fuck that place hard.
peace 'gro

i wouldnt give crippled christ a crutch

im thirsty, i'd really like some cold soda or some juice. but we dont have any in my house. fux!

SobaPunk

So, in my crawling through the tubes of the interwebs, I get little ads that are supposed to appeal to me. Often they do.
I just got this one:
"Buy Punk Japanese Noodles
All Natural Matcha Green Tea Soba Japanese punk clothing & Foods
www.sobapunk.com"

Well I'm fucking interested. Tea? And noodles made of...strips of thinly sliced Ramones records?


"Healthy punk life sobapunk noodles=buckwheat green tea taste noodles!"



"SOBAPUNK want to create you more healthy & punky!!
Go! Punk! Go! Health!"

They also make a punk necktie for those punks( read: Punx) with office jobs(or an Avril Lavigne fetish).
The necktie comes fully outfitted with safety pins, random stitching, not 1 but 2! useless zippers, a patch, and some fishnet fabric strips.
SWEET JESUS, i'll take 7! One for every day of the week.
I'm just not sure I get it. The clothes would certainly fly off the shelves at Hot-topic in Annapolis. The noodles are delicious I'm sure. And healthy too.

But I don't catch the correlation...I read on.
They tell you!

"SOBA makes PUNK more COOL!!!"

Of course! Why didn't I think of that.
shit....if I had me some SOBA back in school, I might not have gotten my ass repeatedly handed to me for hating the ever-loving FUCK out of Metallica.

man you wouldnt give a cripple crab a crutch

amazing day. i wont try to explain it. just awesome.
thank you.

doesnt matter...bees are dying.

this is not new news, nor is it anything i thought of myself.

bees are disappearing.
bees pollinate flowers that come to be vegetables. we eat vegetables.
bees pollinate alfalfa. cows eat alfalfa. we eat cows.

bees are disappearing, vegetables and cows will become scarce. brown people in third world countries will die. some americans will have enough money to afford meat and vegetables. most wont. most will survive on grain and water. this will bring much change to the way we live our lives. people will kill and fight for food. many will die. industries will fall. unemployment and homelessness will rise greatly. many people will die.

i am so excited i can barely contain myself. i'll be preparing and traveling until the apocalypse comes. see you then.
Useless...Out.

Deaf Iron Maiden

so, as the "raised by deaf people" kid. i thought it appropriate.



also, the guy doesnt look unlike my dad.

i am the firestarter

me blowing fire. i was highly proud of myself.

Everybody's someone elses' nigger.

I often get pegged as "the punk kid." and its true, i listen to and love alot of punk. its entirely possible that the Dischord Records album, "1981:a year in seven inches" saved my life. but enough with those dramatics. Its a look that i can pull off, without feeling stupid, and yet without feeling boring. its something that i've spent alot of time learning the history of, esp. hardcore punk 1979 to late 80's- early 90's. Anywho, let it be known, that is NOT the extent of my music interest. And i have to confess, REALLY like Marilyn Manson. I bought a Dvd of the God, Guns, and Government tour today, which i saw when i was in 8th grade. and goddamn i love him. the lyrics aren't lacking in quality, the stage show is unrivaled by any other. He's got KISS beat, Cradle of filth's show was OK, but nothing mind blowing. He does it. And on top of that, he's nowhere near stupid.

raise your fist for Penis Power

Digital Pants Mammal


so i was listening to the newest episode of the Mediocre show, which may be the best and most underrated podcast EVER. and they had a small segment about this public access show based in Atlanta. listen to the podcast if you have the time, if not, at least watch that video. fucking amazing.

so tonight, as i was driving my car with a worn out clutch home at a breakneck speed of 20 miles per hour in 4th gear at 4000 RPMs i thought of a song. the song has nothing to do with cars really, but i was just thinking about my friends...

" If you need a place to sleep
For a day or for a week
You can stay at my house
You take the bed; I’ll take the couch
And if you need something to eat
Something healthy, something sweet
I’ll put on a pot of tea and start cooking right now
Right now
And if you need someone to bail you out of jail
Or come and pick you up at the hospital again
Or to drive to California so that they can bring you home
Just call me up, twenty-four hours
I will be there my friend
Because you can count on me
You can count on me, you can count on me
You can count on me, you can count on me
You can count on me, you can count on me
You can count on me, you can count on me
If you need someone to pay your rent or watch your kids
Or come over to your house when you’re on tour and feed your pets
Or to drive you to the airport ‘cause you’re freaking out again
This town has broken your heart; you won’t be coming back in
Well, I can keep a secret; no I won’t tell a soul
I will take you anywhere that you need to go
Yes, I can keep a secret; no I won’t tell a soul
I will take you anywhere that you want to to go
You know you can count on me
You can count on me, you can count on me
You can count on me, you can count on me
You can count on me, you can count on me
You can count on me, you can count on me"
-"count on me"-Ghost Mice

my top 10 artists and numbers of plays last week were as follows:
Papoose-31
Irish Drinking Songs -27
Propagandhi-12
Social Distortion-10
Flogging Molly-10
Hellogoodbye-9
Report Suspicious Activity-7
Dropkick Murphys-7
Shelter-5

i got a new tattoo yesterday.

As with all my other tattoo's and peircing, i've gotten alot of "what the fuck did you do this stupidness for?" type responses. not that i need to explain myself, nor that i need any reason at all, but i will.
cause i thought of it, and the thought was cute, and made me happy. So, i had to get the happy engraved in my ankle by a big burly dude in Waldorf. get it? im glad.
Moving on....
I'm still planning on trainhopping this summer. and then maybe a roadtrip afterward.(all clutches considered)
i need the following things and if you know where i could get them 4 cheap, or have one i can borrow i would be happy:
US Railway map
my other glove
a hennesy hammock
one of those quick cellphone chargers
a reliable pen
encouragement
more Kerouac and Ginsberg and Crimethinc books
a flatcap

a bit of an about me.

i subscribe to the following podcasts:
Mediocre show
Audio Anarchy
Common Sense with Dan Carlin
Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
Punky! Radio
Guerrilla Radio
the Ungodly Hour

i subscribe to the following RSS feeds:
Buddhist Channel
Infoshop News
Digg Frontpage
MakeZine
DC IndyMedia
DiagnosisRediculous
Things My BF says
Brokeback Coffeehouse
Modblog
PunkNews.org

My last.fm profile is :
http://www.last.fm/user/bryxbbp/
my top 10 artists and numbers of plays last week were as follows:
M.S.I.-41
Descendents-30
Dead Prez-30
Panic! At the Disco-30
Beastie Boys-26
Against me!-24
Immortal Technique-21
Peaches -13
Bomb the Music Industry-11
Papoose-10

these numbers are compiled from all plays on both my computer and my ipod.

i have enjoyed the following books and Zines:
zen speaks shouts of nothingness, Dharma Punx, still life with wood pecker, evasion, off the map, stolen sharpie revolution, another roadside attraction, 28 pages lovingly bound with twine, anything by Aaron cometbus, making stuff and doing things, how2 zine, aprovecho, feral forager, militant gardening, all ages, Banging your head against a brick wall, Emergency #5, Slug and Lettuce, heartattACK, cometbus, Untitled, See a grown man cry now watch him die, Slingshot, Dharma Bums, Days of War nights of Love, My World, Dangerous Angels, Still Life with Woodpecker, Another Roadside Attraction

and uh.....i made you that.

just a quick first bloggage.

this blog is for the people without a myspace. if its to be found over there, its to be found here.
so:

Obs (from work) pulled me aside and told me in a very serious tone:

"Bryan, you a young boy. you work very hard, you make the money, and so get good pussy. Pussy very important. Lonliness, you know lonliness, this word? It is not good for the man. And when you put your finger in the first time, you smile. And if it is good, then you eat the pussy. Remembah' that."

now imagine a 7 foot african army general who killed 100's of people on the oppressive side of some war saying this to you in his Barry White voice.....i cried laughing

this is my most recent blog elsewhere, so i start with it here:

"i amaze myself

i amaze myself with how much i change month to month.
i feel so strongly about things, at the moment, but i look back, and thats not how i feel now. i used to do drugs, i used to be straight edge, i used to hate jobs, i used to not be a workaholic, i used to dumpster dive everyday, i used to want to stay single, i used to hate so much, i used to love so much. i used to be pretty fuckin good at picking a lock, i used to snowboard alot, i used to skate, i used to do parkour, i used to be very lonely, i used to play guitar, i used to read alot, i used to hate ipods, i used to smoke cloves, i used to roll my own, i used to smoke
camels, i used to think i'd never smoke newports, i used to keep my room clean, i used to not run into vans with the car, i used to watch tv everyday, i used to hate history, i used to work out, i used to go camping, i used to be able to land a tre-flip, i used to have no money, i used to watch alot of porn, i used to meditate every morning and night, i used to stretch, i used to sleep, i used to hate tatoos, i used to be an atheist, i used to drink tea, i used to enjoy the stars, i used to hang out with evan everyday, i used to have insurance, i used to feel at home, i used to go to protests, i used to never over sleep, i used to be creative, i used to write a zine, i used to be outspoken, i used to eat real meals, i used to drink water,

ok im running out. i've found myself saying "i used to" alot lately. but i dont really feel like my life is really devoid of anything, more that each thing has settled into place, or is slowly balancing in.

the other day someone asked me: "whats the main focus in your life right now?"

and all i could think of was the things i wish were the main focus, or the things that used to be.
im not suggesting anything here...but its some interesting thoughts."

so there ya go.

my only respnse to that blog is the following quote from a mediocre movie:

"You see life is like that. We change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he'd beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts."